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Old 07-09-2009, 01:12 AM   #26
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She gets to the front of the line and before I can stop her, this crazy bitch orders like $30 worth of chicken so she can take it home and eat it at the apartment for the next week.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:32 AM   #27
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i didnt read the thread at all..... but why did u sleep with that thing?
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:45 AM   #28
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:04 AM   #29
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wat

Do you really believe that sex is a gift that women give to men who are being nice to them? I hate to break it to you, but most women have sex simply because they want to have sex.

Also, there is more to the story than I've let on, but I was trying to keep the OP kind of short so people might actually read it. In a lot of ways, she deserved far worse than what I said for some of the crap she pulled. I'll give you an example.

She was bugging me to go to KFC a little while ago (surprising, huh?). I thought it was kind of sad taking someone you are sleeping with there for a meal, but it's what she wanted, so f it. Anyway, it's understood that I'm paying because she is kind of broke. She gets to the front of the line and before I can stop her, this crazy bitch orders like $30 worth of chicken so she can take it home and eat it at the apartment for the next week.
wat

I didn't say it was a "gift" for being nice...Maybe it should be, but thats another thread...Just saying if you have sex with a girl, its not really cool to **** all over her afterwords...I know your rap music tells you so, but its just bad karma imo.

As for you getting rolled at KFC...Now thats just ****ing awesome!!!
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:24 AM   #30
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Didn't read one word of this thread but have one question for you...


Is she Jamaican you crazy?
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:50 AM   #31
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How do you stab someone with a butcher knife?

It is clearly a weapon used for slashing.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:55 AM   #32
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:44 AM   #33
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How do you stab someone with a butcher knife?

It is clearly a weapon used for slashing.
I guess she has a limited skill set and had to make due with the tools available. Fortunately for me, we don't keep any epees or foils in knife drawer.
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:02 AM   #34
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:03 AM   #35
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I guess she has a limited skill set and had to make due with the tools available. Fortunately for me, we don't keep any epees or foils in knife drawer.
Hey, don't fence me in.
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:28 AM   #36
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:37 AM   #37
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idk, I have heard some crazy stories about motherf***ers gettin killed in jamaica by crazy locals
Speaking of which:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...ead-in-Jamaica
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:42 AM   #38
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:42 AM   #39
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i thought u kept the knife in ur room?

this pic was taken by the knife drawer!!!

i'm just sayin
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:46 AM   #40
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:02 AM   #41
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If she was trying to stab you, you should of tried hitting her or something.
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:19 AM   #42
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thats not a butcher knife is it?
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:27 AM   #43
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:45 AM   #44
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:50 AM   #45
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Don't Jammaican's pretty much stay drunk on Red Strip? They seem much more mellow in the commercials.

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Old 07-09-2009, 06:04 AM   #46
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[ ] Pics of 19yo russian girls
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:16 AM   #47
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I would probably be looking for a new apartment. Also, pics of Russian girl would be appreciated.
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:17 AM   #48
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plz to be posting pics of 19yo russian girls kthnx?
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:34 AM   #49
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Didn't read one word of this thread but have one question for you...


Is she Jamaican you crazy?
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:54 AM   #50
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This knife is meant to cut vegetables. I┤d call it a "kitchen" or "cooking knife", but then again, i┤m not a natural english speaker.

Edit: If you intend to leave it lying in the kitchen, i wouldn┤t take a shower the next days, or at least make sure the bathroom is properly locked.
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