I had a drinking buddy years ago that had gone thru a divorce and lost custody of child and was suicidal.

He drove up to the falls and was gonna jump. He had brought all the money he had in the world ~1k with him. He planned on blowing it in the casino and then jumping.

He hit some progressive jackpot slot machine for ~20k.

He saw it as a "sign" and came back home.

I havent seen him in about 8 years but, I'm glad he didnt jump. His daughter is prolly in her twenties now and maybe he can have some sort of relationship with her.

Ass

Why not respond to the girl waving the knife? Just hit her until she unable to walk. Other possibility is to tease her a little so that no marks can be found.

bombaclaat

No, just lopping off limbs will one fail swoop.

When someone attacks you with a knife you should grab a chair and create distance.

Obv you slept with a ugly girl and she is now mad at you because when your done with such bs you just want to kick her off your bed. Cool story bro but be serious a second, if it was a nice and cute girl, who cares if it's a small bed, just grab her and hold her next to you. You did it cuz she is easy.

Lover boy ITT

looooool one fail swoop

5 star fred

Get tested.

its funny that you think she won't have sex with you after you broke it off but i guarantee you that you could have nailed her each and every subsequent time that she's gotten mad at you

like when she tried to push you down the stairs if you just rushed her and put her over your knee and gave her a spanking then just took her to your room and ripped her clothes off i'm certain she would have been down

crazy mad passion yo

I remember this.

Just read the whole post, a good laugh until that silly attention whore came in and started trolling.

OP you have a natural talen for expressing yourself. FUNNY as dude, look forward to more of your threads...

also, boooooombaclaaat

thx for bumping this, awesome thread

ugos

merc the bitch.

another awesome read tapow, wp

lisa jonez bizarre cow

to lighten the mood here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghp...eature=related

more threads tapow plz

I find it best to judge all Jamaican's based on the op's experience.

WTF? Guys kissed her ass to get with her?

FUGLY bitch. Must be some desperate guys out there...

a lot of jamaican women are like that.
its akin to the whole pulling a girls hair in 2nd grade because you like her sort of thing.
poor thing, you broke her heart YOU MONSTER!

you should go over her house and perform oral on her for a whole hour as a apology and then get her to stake you when done.

Dude, you're a racist.

Bump for pics of you and CJ

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Here's the picture I had up on my facebook page for awhile when I was trying to convince the alumni guy I was married. I told him that my wife's name was Tyra Heymon (made that one up--it seemed like a funny name for a Jamaican).



Anyway, I figured it didn't work. I was convinced the guy knew I was lying and I'd all but forgotten about the whole thing because I never really use facebook. But then, a couple weeks ago, the alumni guy sends me a message. I was going to wait to post this until the magazine came out, but seeing how this just got bumped, I might as well post it now. Here's our correspondence:



I found a random sonogram picture and posted on my Facebook wall. Looks like this is finally gonna work out.

5stars op please continue to share stories from life!!!