About 3 weeks ago, I moved into a temporary apartment with 5 other people: an alcoholic 47 year old white guy, 2 19 y/o Russian chicks, and 2 19 y/o Jamaican chicks. About 5 days in, I was sleeping with one of the Jamaicans. Sort of. Actually, after the sex, I was kicking her out of my bed and telling her to go back to her own f-ing room. (It's a small bed, I need my space if I'm going to get some sleep, and this selfish bitch only lives like 20 feet away. It's not like I was asking her to drive home or something.)

A few days ago, I broke it off. The sex was no longer worth having to apologize after every little argument and when you are living and sleeping with a spoiled little brat like her, there are a lot of arguments.

Tonight was the first time we had an argument after we stopped sleeping together. Because there was no chance of sex, I had no problem telling her how f-ing ******ed she is. I let her know that it's pretty much impossible to have an intelligent conversation with someone who is totally warped by a life full of guys kissing her ass because they want to sleep with her. I let her know she basically has no personality because she has been spoiled her whole life and she might be the most boring individual I've ever meet.

I guess no one has ever said that to her before because in the middle of my rant this crazy bitch runs downstairs and comes back into my room waving around a f-ing butcher knife. She starts just screaming “A-HOLE!” over and over again for a few minutes while I'm kind of laughing at how crazy this chick is turning out to be.

Eventually, she gets mad that I'm laughing and she makes this laughably girly attempt to jab me with the knife. Still laughing, I take the knife away from her (doesn't take much effort to take a knife away from a small girl) and asked her to get the hell out of my room.

At the moment, I have locked my door until she calms down. What's my next play?

Pics of crazy roommate:







Cliffnotes: I'm living with a girl who I used to sleep with. After an argument tonight, she tried to cut me with a butcher knife.

take nude pics while she's sleeping and post them all over the internet

I'm not sure if I'd be laughing more or less if she'd actually stabbed you in the f****** chest.

Pics of Russian Roomates plz

I'd hit it.

And this

Seeing how neither of them have tried to stab me, I have no reason to start posting their pictures on the internet without their permission. I'd feel bad--especially since one of them got her purse snatched yesterday by bunch of local kids. She lost her passport and all her money.

One of the Russians is a little chubby and the other has no curves. Trust me, you aren't really missing much.

any russian chick beats that imo.anywayz I thought jamacains were supposed to be relaxed.

idk, I have heard some crazy stories about motherf***ers gettin killed in jamaica by crazy locals

+1

fyp

Did you try .........????

I heard makeup sex is the best after close call stabbing altercations.

Oh yeah, and you'll probably have to move because she's going to get one of her big Jamaican friends who wants to have sex with her to stab you.

I think for a little while, it was kind of nervous laughter, but mostly I was laughing at the utter ridiculousness of the situation. 30 minutes earlier, I taught her how to play Crazy 8s and now she was thinking about stabbing me. I was kind of chuckling while I was channeling Jules from Pulp Fiction and trying to say cool **** like, "I hate burst your ego, but I've had a gun pulled on me, so don't think you can wave that sheet around and make me nervous."

As far as when she took the swing, it's hard to describe how pathetic it was. You know how when most girls try to throw a baseball and instead of whipping it with their arm, they just kind of push at it and you can't help but immediately lose respect for them as a person because of how uncoordinated they are? It was kind of like that. There was never any fear of getting hurt.

you should have reminded her that the kitchen was downstairs.

FYP

Don't Jammaican's pretty much stay drunk on Red Strip? They seem much more mellow in the commercials.

You sound like kind of an ******* op...No need to be that mean to a chick that’s nice enough to let you have sex with her.

Its one thing to tell her you're not interested anymore or even to tell her nicely that she has some personality problems that make it hard to have relations with her...Its another thing to completely trounce a mental midget (that was nice enough to have sex with you) in an argument and make her feel like ****.


just sayin..

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Do you really believe that sex is a gift that women give to men who are being nice to them? I hate to break it to you, but most women have sex simply because they want to have sex.

Also, there is more to the story than I've let on, but I was trying to keep the OP kind of short so people might actually read it. In a lot of ways, she deserved far worse than what I said for some of the crap she pulled. I'll give you an example.

She was bugging me to go to KFC a little while ago (surprising, huh?). I thought it was kind of sad taking someone you are sleeping with there for a meal, but it's what she wanted, so f it. Anyway, it's understood that I'm paying because she is kind of broke. She gets to the front of the line and before I can stop her, this crazy bitch orders like $30 worth of chicken so she can take it home and eat it at the apartment for the next week.

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