About 3 weeks ago, I moved into a temporary apartment with 5 other people: an alcoholic 47 year old white guy, 2 19 y/o Russian chicks, and 2 19 y/o Jamaican chicks. About 5 days in, I was sleeping with one of the Jamaicans. Sort of. Actually, after the sex, I was kicking her out of my bed and telling her to go back to her own f-ing room. (It's a small bed, I need my space if I'm going to get some sleep, and this selfish bitch only lives like 20 feet away. It's not like I was asking her to drive home or something.)
A few days ago, I broke it off. The sex was no longer worth having to apologize after every little argument and when you are living and sleeping with a spoiled little brat like her, there are a lot of arguments.
Tonight was the first time we had an argument after we stopped sleeping together. Because there was no chance of sex, I had no problem telling her how f-ing retarded she is. I let her know that it's pretty much impossible to have an intelligent conversation with someone who is totally warped by a life full of guys kissing her ass because they want to sleep with her. I let her know she basically has no personality because she has been spoiled her whole life and she might be the most boring individual I've ever meet.
I guess no one has ever said that to her before because in the middle of my rant this crazy bitch runs downstairs and comes back into my room waving around a f-ing butcher knife. She starts just screaming “A-HOLE!” over and over again for a few minutes while I'm kind of laughing at how crazy this chick is turning out to be.
Eventually, she gets mad that I'm laughing and she makes this laughably girly attempt to jab me with the knife. Still laughing, I take the knife away from her (doesn't take much effort to take a knife away from a small girl) and asked her to get the hell out of my room.
At the moment, I have locked my door until she calms down. What's my next play?
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Cliffnotes: I'm living with a girl who I used to sleep with. After an argument tonight, she tried to cut me with a butcher knife.