Crazy Jamaican Roommate Tried To Shank Me (tldr, pics included) - Page 2

She gets to the front of the line and before I can stop her, this crazy bitch orders like $30 worth of chicken so she can take it home and eat it at the apartment for the next week.

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07-09-2009 , 01:32 AM

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MathGenius69

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i didnt read the thread at all..... but why did u sleep with that thing?

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07-09-2009 , 01:45 AM

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animal_chin

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Smile!

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07-09-2009 , 02:04 AM

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gamblar

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

wat

Do you really believe that sex is a gift that women give to men who are being nice to them? I hate to break it to you, but most women have sex simply because they want to have sex.

Also, there is more to the story than I've let on, but I was trying to keep the OP kind of short so people might actually read it. In a lot of ways, she deserved far worse than what I said for some of the crap she pulled. I'll give you an example.

She was bugging me to go to KFC a little while ago (surprising, huh?). I thought it was kind of sad taking someone you are sleeping with there for a meal, but it's what she wanted, so f it. Anyway, it's understood that I'm paying because she is kind of broke. She gets to the front of the line and before I can stop her, this crazy bitch orders like $30 worth of chicken so she can take it home and eat it at the apartment for the next week.

wat

I didn't say it was a "gift" for being nice...Maybe it should be, but thats another thread...Just saying if you have sex with a girl, its not really cool to **** all over her afterwords...I know your rap music tells you so, but its just bad karma imo.

As for you getting rolled at KFC...Now thats just ****ing awesome!!!

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07-09-2009 , 02:24 AM

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Appleman

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Didn't read one word of this thread but have one question for you...

Is she Jamaican you crazy?

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07-09-2009 , 02:50 AM

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Kevroc

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How do you stab someone with a butcher knife?

It is clearly a weapon used for slashing.

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07-09-2009 , 02:55 AM

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jmil23

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FRESH MEAT

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07-09-2009 , 03:44 AM

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Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

How do you stab someone with a butcher knife?

It is clearly a weapon used for slashing.

I guess she has a limited skill set and had to make due with the tools available. Fortunately for me, we don't keep any epees or foils in knife drawer.

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07-09-2009 , 04:02 AM

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-chopper-

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pics of knife

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07-09-2009 , 04:03 AM

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Kevroc

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

I guess she has a limited skill set and had to make due with the tools available. Fortunately for me, we don't keep any epees or foils in knife drawer.

Hey, don't fence me in.

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07-09-2009 , 04:28 AM

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RicardoUK

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donotwant(ortogetstabbed).jpg

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07-09-2009 , 04:37 AM

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Brussels Sprout

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Originally Posted by Halister

idk, I have heard some crazy stories about motherf***ers gettin killed in jamaica by crazy locals

Speaking of which:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...ead-in-Jamaica

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07-09-2009 , 04:42 AM

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Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by johnyv

pics of knife

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07-09-2009 , 04:42 AM

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-chopper-

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i thought u kept the knife in ur room?

this pic was taken by the knife drawer!!!

i'm just sayin

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07-09-2009 , 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Brussels Sprout

Speaking of which:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...ead-in-Jamaica

KIWI SHOT DEAD

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07-09-2009 , 05:02 AM

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donttiltboy

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If she was trying to stab you, you should of tried hitting her or something.

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07-09-2009 , 05:19 AM

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OMGBennyLava

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thats not a butcher knife is it?

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07-09-2009 , 05:27 AM

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07-09-2009 , 05:45 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

You call that a knife??? THIS is a knife!

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07-09-2009 , 05:50 AM

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Truthiness2

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Originally Posted by Mikess2001

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This and.....

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Originally Posted by ncboiler

Don't Jammaican's pretty much stay drunk on Red Strip? They seem much more mellow in the commercials.

Hooray Beer!!!

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07-09-2009 , 06:04 AM

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BosniaGoesPro

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[ ] Pics of 19yo russian girls
[x] Thread is worthless without pics of 19yo russian girls

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07-09-2009 , 06:16 AM

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sicklifebro

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I would probably be looking for a new apartment. Also, pics of Russian girl would be appreciated.

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07-09-2009 , 06:17 AM

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OMGBennyLava

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plz to be posting pics of 19yo russian girls kthnx?

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07-09-2009 , 06:34 AM

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Zero-zz

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Originally Posted by Appleman

Didn't read one word of this thread but have one question for you...

Is she Jamaican you crazy?

haha

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07-09-2009 , 06:54 AM

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CommanderCorm

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

This knife is meant to cut vegetables. I´d call it a "kitchen" or "cooking knife", but then again, i´m not a natural english speaker.

Edit: If you intend to leave it lying in the kitchen, i wouldn´t take a shower the next days, or at least make sure the bathroom is properly locked.

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