Theres always people who sit out and talk private at play money tables on Stars. If you see two people at any random table, chances are they are sitting out and talking. Its hilarious.

So I want to play omaha, and these people are just going crazy cybering. I call for a moderator right before they climax lol! Oh, and pictures or it didnt happen:



lilbratt35: and no i not hairy lol
Dealer: filthy55, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
filthy55: how do you satisfy your self when you get horny
Dealer: filthy55 has three of a kind, Nines
Dealer: Game #14411769677: filthy55 wins Hi pot (20) with three of a kind, Nines
Dealer: Game #14411769677: There is no low hand
lilbratt35: with nmy vibrator
filthy55: I would love to lick the inside of your thighs
Dealer: lilbratt35 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: filthy55 has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #14411782543: filthy55 wins Hi pot (20) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #14411782543: There is no low hand
Dealer: filthy55 has a straight, Eight to Queen
Dealer: Game #14411794740: filthy55 wins Hi pot (20) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Dealer: Game #14411794740: There is no low hand
lilbratt35: c'mere
filthy55: dol you have a large clit
Dealer: lilbratt35 has three of a kind, Jacks
Dealer: Game #14411800366: lilbratt35 wins Hi pot (20) with three of a kind, Jacks
Dealer: Game #14411800366: There is no low hand
lilbratt35: not large but nice
Dealer: filthy55 has two pair, Queens and Sixes
Dealer: Game #14411810162: filthy55 wins Hi pot (20) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Dealer: Game #14411810162: There is no low hand
Dealer: Hand cancelled
filthy55: hit sit out and we don't have to bt
lilbratt35: small tight and wet lol
filthy55: my **** is 7 and a half with large head
lilbratt35: nice
filthy55: love to give oral my favorite thing
lilbratt35: mine too
filthy55: are you starting to get wet
lilbratt35: maybe
filthy55: you don't know
lilbratt35: lol
lilbratt35: yea i am
filthy55: feel my tongue
lilbratt35: how oldl r u
filthy55: 42 and you
lilbratt35: 36
filthy55: how tall
lilbratt35: 5'6
filthy55: where did you go to get your vibrater
filthy55: weight and don't lie I don't mind a little meat
lilbratt35: no
lilbratt35: 163
filthy55: what is your favorite position
lilbratt35: doggie
filthy55: long stoker love it just put head in a little way and repeat
lilbratt35:
filthy55: when did you last have an orgasim
lilbratt35: by myself...last night
filthy55: are you enjoying this
lilbratt35: yup
filthy55: are you masturbating
lilbratt35: no
filthy55: do you want to tough yourself
filthy55: touch
filthy55: are you masturbating
lilbratt35: no
filthy55: do you want to tough yourself
filthy55: touch
Moderator59 [Moderator]: Hello Poker Players!
Moderator59 [Moderator]: Please remember that swearing or the use of vulgar or offensive language at the tables is not permitted.
Moderator59 [Moderator]: Good luck and enjoy your game!
lilbratt35: i fi could i would
lilbratt35: lol

what can you tell me about nostradamus?

Moderator59 more like ModeratorCockBlock

lol n1

lolllll you shoulda chimed in with the obligatory "i put on my robe and wizard hat... i cast level 10 c**k of the infinite... i cast mighty f**k of the beyondness..." etc

hes a prophetic rapper

By 1566, Nostradamus's gout....

LDO.. moderator69 wouldn't have interrupted.

lolol

last time dan bright and I did that in the last cyber thread I posted. cant find it but it was pretty funny

they didnt like when I thrust my horns into them with my rhinoceraus horns

lol

wtf. why were you in a play money PLO8 table? lol

bored ldo

how has no one commented on her stars avatar yet? its such a weird looking dog

so which one are you op?

im neither lol... why would I call moderator before I finished

why wouldn't you

neither is me imo

im bobbydiggit on pokerstars

that's not a dog, it's my child!

i see

As Tadonski

checking play money fake tables for chat go op!

Beat: Still listen to stern
Beat: Play at playmoney tables. Wow.
Beat: Surf Wiki in your free time.
Beat: Online cockblocker. Probably ten times worse as a wingman in a bar.
Beat: Copied whole chat.
Beat: Probably got off reposting the chat.
Beat: Your avatar.
Beat: No new emails in gmail cause you have no friends.
Beat: Taskbar is unlocked.

Brag: You have an excellent wirless connection.

i'm still kind of curious how people would start the cybering process while playing fake poker.

[x] Negreanu is a freaky voyeur perv

Who locks the taskbar?