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01-03-2016 , 06:53 PM

#101

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,198

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Originally Posted by Dominic

a man?? A dog? What???? I WANT TO KNOW

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01-06-2016 , 01:12 PM

#102

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

what you're wearing when you die becomes your ghost outfit

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01-06-2016 , 02:32 PM

#103

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Brit Marling and Britt Robertson are two different people.
#had2share

fyp, and so are Orson Welles and Marlon Brando, which I thought of as being the same person for several years.

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01-06-2016 , 02:33 PM

#104

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

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Originally Posted by FranFran

I also used to think that way, then I realized I cant bring money to the afterlife so I said to myself ...... **** it, I cant bring the money there...

lol you just need the right banker. I'm all set up!

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01-06-2016 , 06:26 PM

#105

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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01-06-2016 , 08:38 PM

#106

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

99% of people are idiots.

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01-08-2016 , 02:26 PM

#107

Hardball47

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,301

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

99% of people are idiots.

Top 1%er humble brag.

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01-19-2016 , 03:22 AM

#108

PrsHarlequin

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 648

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

door to door prostitute sales

Are we, scraping up the rolls

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01-19-2016 , 04:30 AM

#109

PrsHarlequin

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 648

Thoughts that are going through my head ?

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03-19-2016 , 11:14 PM

#110

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

cells multiply by dividing

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03-19-2016 , 11:16 PM

#111

ncboiler

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

99% of people are idiots.

47.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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03-25-2016 , 09:20 AM

#112

MarsMuzak

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,993

If I could invent an app that would allow people to know what their dog was thinking, I would be the richest man in the universe.

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03-25-2016 , 07:16 PM

#113

smacc25

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Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 2,969

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I've lived in Vegas for over 10 years and have never once been approached by a hooker.
...What's wrong with me??

Many answers here Dom, some rude some crude but I'd say it was because you look like a casino exec/owner.

Was in Vegas in Feb a few years ago & was approached about 12 times never was I approached when sober.

Last edited by smacc25; 03-25-2016 at 07:16 PM. Reason: No

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03-30-2016 , 12:50 PM

#114

MarsMuzak

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,993

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I've lived in Vegas for over 10 years and have never once been approached by a hooker.
...What's wrong with me??

Just a guess, buy you probably don't look like someone who needs to/wants to pay money for sex.

That, or they've all read your AMA about the porn business.

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05-13-2016 , 02:45 PM

#115

MarsMuzak

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,993

Why isn't there a shirt equivalent to yoga pants?

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05-13-2016 , 02:47 PM

#116

MarsMuzak

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,993

Why has no one invented a candy bar that takes the crispy part of a butterfinger and tops it with nougat and caramel then covers it in chocolate?

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05-13-2016 , 03:20 PM

#117

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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Originally Posted by MarsMuzak

Why isn't there a shirt equivalent to yoga pants?

underarmor could pay adam levine to wear one of their athletic compression shirts on The Voice as if it's a regular shirt. but their marketing department isn't hungry like you

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05-13-2016 , 06:36 PM

#118

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

There must be some kind of way out of here...

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05-14-2016 , 03:59 AM

#119

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

after you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom

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05-16-2016 , 02:04 AM

#120

petesgotaces

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,733

Taking a type 4 ****!

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05-16-2016 , 03:45 PM

#121

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

If "'those who can, do; and those who can't, teach", then where does that leave the professors at teacher's colleges?

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05-23-2016 , 07:13 PM

#122

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

the star trek transporter is basically a fax machine attached to a shredder. and they expect you to get in it.

too dark, star trek. you're supposed to be easy casual viewing

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05-23-2016 , 10:35 PM

#123

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Yeah, you die in the transporter and someone very much like you, but not you, takes your place. There's no continuity of consciousness, only the illusion of it for your replacement, who inherits your memories after you're wiped into oblivion.