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12-22-2015 , 07:16 PM

#76

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,701

Ads in the cinema that encourage people to turn on their phones make me want to kill again.

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12-22-2015 , 07:44 PM

#77

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

People may be upset at this project we were just awarded.
I didn't double check my numbers

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12-22-2015 , 07:58 PM

#78

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

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12-23-2015 , 02:46 AM

#79

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,701

^ last legit potential meme of 2015...

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12-24-2015 , 05:47 AM

#80

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,174

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

9 is the smallest number which is equal to the digit sum of its square

0 and 1 tho

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12-24-2015 , 08:53 AM

#81

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

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12-25-2015 , 01:58 AM

#82

Hardball47

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,301

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I just had an awkward convo with a guy at a bar

Did he offer to blow you?

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12-25-2015 , 03:53 AM

#83

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Nice

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12-26-2015 , 11:51 PM

#84

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,733

this year I learned some dudes are so dead set on going to a strip club on christmas day that they'll offer to pay your cover and buy you drinks if you will just take them there

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12-27-2015 , 10:17 AM

#85

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

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Originally Posted by longmissedblind

this year I learned some dudes are so dead set on going to a strip club on christmas day that they'll offer to pay your cover and buy you drinks if you will just take them there

maybe they thought it would be nice if you saw your mom on X-Mas.

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12-27-2015 , 03:02 PM

#86

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,733

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

maybe they thought it would be nice if you saw your mom on X-Mas.

meh, free drinks either way

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12-27-2015 , 03:02 PM

#87

luvthegame

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 389

I like being propositioned by hookers in Vegas. I then mention it to my wife and we always laugh and have sex. Its fun.

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12-27-2015 , 03:18 PM

#88

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

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Originally Posted by luvthegame

I like being propositioned by hookers in Vegas. I then mention it to my wife and we always laugh and have sex. Its fun.

I'm not sure if I should go with...

So, your wife is a hooker in Vegas?

or...

Does your wife watch?

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12-27-2015 , 03:37 PM

#89

Hardball47

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,301

Married men are the real suckers. They're paying 24/7.

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12-30-2015 , 11:14 AM

#90

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

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Originally Posted by Hardball47

Married men are the real suckers. They're paying 24/7.

I also used to think that way, then I realized I cant bring money to the afterlife so I said to myself ...... **** it, I cant bring the money there...

Last edited by FranFran; 12-30-2015 at 11:15 AM. Reason: Nice poem, if there was a like button I woul like my own post here. "Like"

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01-02-2016 , 06:15 AM

#91

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,255

I've lived in Vegas for over 10 years and have never once been approached by a hooker.
...What's wrong with me??

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01-02-2016 , 09:31 AM

#92

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I've lived in Vegas for over 10 years and have never once been approached by a hooker.
...What's wrong with me??

Pretty sure you have to go outside, to be propositioned.

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01-02-2016 , 09:32 AM

#93

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Britt Marling and Britt Robertson are two different people.
#had2share

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01-02-2016 , 02:26 PM

#94

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Pretty sure you have to go outside, to be propositioned.

million dollar ideas:

door to door prostitute sales

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01-02-2016 , 05:01 PM

#95

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

million dollar ideas:

door to door prostitute sales

I dig the way you think

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01-03-2016 , 03:20 AM

#96

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,701

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I've lived in Vegas for over 10 years and have never once been approached by a hooker.
...What's wrong with me??

Maybe you walk like a...you know.

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01-03-2016 , 07:19 AM

#97

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

million dollar ideas:

door to door prostitute sales

How much does it cost to own a prostitute these days?

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01-03-2016 , 07:25 AM

#98

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

sorry, rentals.

maybe sales in dubai

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01-03-2016 , 06:11 PM

#99

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,255

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Pretty sure you have to go outside, to be propositioned.

...have I given you the impression that I am a shut-in?

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01-03-2016 , 06:12 PM

#100

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,255

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Maybe you walk like a...you know.

a man?? A dog? What???? I WANT TO KNOW

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