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Then go read another thread. I think there is one that's about whether you wipe your ass with baby tissues. I"M sure you can give some good information on that one

Ok, I have one. Went to a conference for a week on the east coast. No jerking off or anything (shared a room with a labmate). My gf at the time picks me up, and we go back to her place. Her roommate is gone, so we have the apartment to ourselves. Unfortunately, it's that time of the month, so she starts going down on me. Fortunately, she can suck a dick. So I'm about to finish and tell her, and she makes it clear she's going to take it down. That is, until I actually blow the load into her mouth that had been building up for a week. She gets this look on her face, I bust out laughing, and she runs to the bathroom to spit it out. She was pissed for about 15 minutes, but I finally calmed her down.

one time I got head from a ******

lol she got teh stale semen by the litre

A+

i'd like to buy a vowel

Not sure why you guys think these are fake, they're not even that good.

My best most recent one was when this girl I was hooking up with broke her arm. She couldn't lie down and I had my bed is just on the floor so we went into my family room and were planning to do it on my couch when my roommate came in with some friends.

She just whispered in my ear "Lets just go into your room and I'll blow you."

She didn't even do anything that special and it wasn't that great, but she just went at it, took it all, sucked on my head, and swallowed. The hottest part was definitely her telling me that though.

Overall probably only a top 15, maybe 10 bjs, but her telling me that was pretty hot.

Nothing spectacular here either, but I'll try to help OP.

Really burnt out by work and a slew of interviews I have coming up this week in TN (I'm from MA), I went to a quiet spot at the park in my neighborhood. Met a really cute girl that I'll call "Sheila" for sake of privacy. I accidentally kicked my soccer ball into her
vicinity and we basically ended up talking about the capriciousness of life for an hour on the swings. We took a few silly pics together, got physical, and she gave me head. She was really into it too--seems to be a recurring theme--and brimming with the vitality of youth (she was prob 7 or 8). Her eyes were bulging so much that I honestly had to let go of her nose.

Random hook-ups are the best.

oh wow. you went there.























































**slow clap**

Lakers fans do suck a mean dick.

I laughed so ****ing hard at rakinems post, the girl in my office gave me the look of death as if I was laughing at her

I rubbed my moby while I read your story OP.

You're easily amused it seems

+1

all lies. its a well known fact that fat chicks give the best blow jobs (ldo)

That is somewhat true

jumping on top and taking control ftw

still laughing

Lies.

The average fat chick gives a much better blow job than the average skinny chick, but without a doubt the very best of the best blow jobs are given by skinny chicks (the get more practice ldo)

Ur right but I have seen it on internet, u have 2 many lady old mak mak

I dated a girl once who told me she wanted to learn how to 'deep throat' and would she mind if she practiced on me. I hesitated for a couple of seconds before answering so I wouldn't look too enthusiastic and said. 'Ok', like I was doing her a favor.

So the first time she 'practices' I blow this humongous load in her mouth and she gets the timing wrong and it ends up coming out her nose! She looks up at me with these sad, brown eyes and I had a huge grin on my face. That was the last one I got from her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

imo

lol who registers an account just to post this