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Old 08-04-2008, 10:58 PM   #1
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Best Bj's ever, got better ones???

Okay, i have 2 in mind and let me say, i've had well over 60 girls blow me so these 2 girls standing out is HUGE.

1. This girl who was half hawaiin and white. She is a singer and she wasn't good in bed but man could she suck a beach ball through a hose. I never had any girl do it like her. She did it so slowly, sucked hard and I had no control. Like her mouth was a vacuum and she went slowly and her tongue was long and did something special. I wish she wrote a book on how she did it and i'd have all my women read it. Girl was amazing! When I jizzed it was a suprise to me, just out of nowhere i had to let it go. Made my toes curl! Like with most girls i can just hold it in and go when i want but with her, NO FREAKING CONTROL. Somebody taught that girl well. here she is....

2. Okay, the 2nd girl is named Monika. How I met her is really funny. I use to be a dating coach for Real social dynamics and after working with this 52 year old guy, he asked me how to get girls off the internet. I told him, i would try it out. I got on Match and found this girl. Was so funny. Like she was this really insecure UCLA girl from a rich family in Malibu california and she wanted to meet up. I picked her up from her parents place in Malibu and did it cheap style. Brought 2 bottles of coke and had it half filled with Rum. Got her tipsy on the beach and she blew me. Now when i say she blew me, she did it Jenna Jameson style. She went at it. I really thought the girl might have aids and she thought the antidote was in my, uhhh, you know. Whats funny is, this guy was walking by us and saw and she stopped looked at him and then just kept at it. Didn't slow her down at all. She gets an A++ for doing it porno style like that. So before you look at her pics, she is 19 but she looks young and innocent. This girl aint innocent.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:02 PM   #2
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are we supposed to believe any of this?
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:02 PM   #3
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how come u dont work for rsd anymore
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:03 PM   #4
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[x] Random girls' myspace pictures
[x] Made up stories
[x] Still Came
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:05 PM   #5
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LOL. i love that they are made up stories. haha!!!! These girls aren't even all that! Hawaiin girl i sexy but the youngin is just like OKAY. If i was lying i would put really hot girls on there.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:06 PM   #6
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LOL. i love that they are made up stories. haha!!!!
Me too, that's why I put it in my post.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:15 PM   #7
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LOL. i love that they are made up stories. haha!!!! These girls aren't even all that! Hawaiin girl i sexy but the youngin is just like OKAY. If i was wasnt lying then i wouldnt be posting BS threads like this one so bbv4l thinks im cool.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:15 PM   #8
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and lol if u read past 25% of OP
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:16 PM   #9
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Me too, that's why I put it in my post.
I love the two plus two haters and non believers. If you have a good story post yours rather then not believe mine.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:17 PM   #10
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Head FTW
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:18 PM   #11
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your sister's oral sex doesn't suck
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:24 PM   #12
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NO FREAKING CONTROL
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:32 PM   #13
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Anyone else gonna tell a story or just a bunch of tilted hating 2+ members?
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:35 PM   #14
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Anyone else gonna tell a story or just a bunch of tilted hating 2+ members?
you know so much for someone with 7 posts total

multi-account much?
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:36 PM   #15
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sorry i got one, your grandma without her teeth FTW
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