Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 1953487)

Have a wife of 13 years

Originally Posted by Popinjay (Post 1955805)

Dude he said his wife is banging some dude named Jordan not Johnson. Plus, I heard Michael Johnson is gay so that doesn't make any sense.

Originally Posted by Tartufo (Post 1953813)

Best possible outcome: it's actually Jordan Capri and your wife is preparing for a 3some.

Extremely likely outcome: your suspicions that she's boning a non-addicted black guy from work will be confirmed.

Worst possible outcome: it's a big dude called Jordan, and you're going to have a 3some against your will, during which you're going to be forced to eat all his pubes while your wife is ramming 3 ivory bars into your ass.

Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 2259855)

UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.

Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 2259855)

UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.

Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 2259855)

UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.

Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 2259855)

UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.