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pegusus 12-25-2007 02:56 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
OP, once you've uncovered the identity of Jordan, I ask that you return to this thread to inform us and provide confirmation that it is indeed the new guy banging your girl. I really hate investing time in threads like this and not receiving closure on them.

boomshakalaka 12-25-2007 02:58 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
has no one else realized that the kid just has an advanced yet twisted sense of humor? Coincidence has it that he started to grow pubes early and has been using daddies soap.

TheCroShow 12-25-2007 04:12 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pegusus (Post 1958665)
OP, once you've uncovered the identity of Jordan, I ask that you return to this thread to inform us and provide confirmation that it is indeed the new guy banging your girl. I really hate investing time in threads like this and not receiving closure on them.
qfmft i hate it when that happens. let's see some follow-up with pics and police reports

pokerclack 12-25-2007 06:41 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/s...den-camera.htm

1.set this up in the bathroom facing the door.
2. wait for said Jordan to re enter A) bathroom B) wife C) ha ha
3. watch playback of recording
4. confront wife
5. Choose your own adventure- either hit her or accept it and move on
6. great gimmick picture! A++

Sorry to OP, if this is real, props on finishing REHAB

john voight 12-25-2007 07:35 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
pics of wife plz

Labarde 12-25-2007 10:20 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED! (Post 1953691)
You should hide the pubes and then next next he's done banging you rwife he'll be all like "Hey! who stole my pubes!"
lolololololol

Big Bend 12-25-2007 02:23 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Hey OP, I really feel sorry for your son. He certainly doesn't deserve a deadbeat dad and a philandering mom. Do whatever you can to make your son's life better. This is FAR more important than any feelings you might have regarding your cheating wife. No matter what happens in the future, put your kid first.

Oh, and ask the wife if you can watch her and Jordan next time while you sit in the corner and jack-off. Should be fun...

Good luck.. BB

Joseph Hewes 12-25-2007 03:05 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9660/2725tf7.png
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4...ro0nozami2.gif

jessicaalbiel 01-15-2008 11:42 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pegusus (Post 1958665)
OP, once you've uncovered the identity of Jordan, I ask that you return to this thread to inform us and provide confirmation that it is indeed the new guy banging your girl. I really hate investing time in threads like this and not receiving closure on them.

what he said

MalkasGambit 01-15-2008 11:55 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
I want to see another post from Jordan with the funny avatar

Annorax 01-16-2008 12:53 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
You really should

[ ] hire a PI
[X] get an AIDS test
[X] post video of you kicking Jordan's ass

dhg223 01-16-2008 01:00 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
do they have to draw blood for an aids test?

KUCletus 01-16-2008 01:08 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dhg223 (Post 2251889)
do they have to draw blood for an aids test?
No, they have it in breathalyzer form these days.

Beans N Franks 01-16-2008 01:28 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
I must say this was a pretty funny post

sqex 01-16-2008 01:45 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jordan The Bull (Post 1954100)
lmao who let the pindick post? shut up and clean my dong, i'm getting ready for another go.
i cant stop laughing, its that pic :P

ianisakson 01-16-2008 02:19 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
what is happening ITT

tarheeljks 01-16-2008 02:23 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dhg223 (Post 2251889)
do they have to draw blood for an aids test?
nah, that's more for tests for teh ghey

TheCroShow 01-16-2008 05:08 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MalkasGambit (Post 2250940)
I want to see another post from Jordan with the funny avatar
he's gettin' his dick wet

Styhn 01-16-2008 06:13 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
This thread has potential. I expect OP to give us an update on the situation soon.

xSCWx 01-16-2008 06:15 AM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED! (Post 1953691)
You should hide the pubes and then next next he's done banging you rwife he'll be all like "Hey! who stole my pubes!"
HAHAHAHA

Styhn 01-16-2008 02:09 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
ninja bump, we require an update

Nickerbocker 01-16-2008 03:09 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/imag...ntJordan01.jpg

Skoob 01-16-2008 03:12 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.

Himself 01-16-2008 03:14 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 2259855)
UPDATE:
Upon further inspection, the pubes weren't pubes at all. They are too long and not curly. When I was in the shower before, I didn't have my contacts in and my eyesight is ****ty.

And then, not long after, I casually asked if Junior knows anyone named, "Jordan." I was told that Jordan is a woman and she worked at the daycare over the summer but she's gone now because of school.

Gripping, I know.
epic fail

Rusty Trombone 01-16-2008 03:19 PM
Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoob (Post 1953487)
So I've been in rehab 5 months and am out, but not living at home. Have a wife of 13 years and a 2 yo son.

I come by the house today to shovel snow and then take a shower. There are pubes all over my bar of ivory. I haven't used the shower here in 6 months. Wife uses fancy soap. They aren't my pubes from before. I use a washcloth. The bar only touches my hands.

Then I'm watching the boy while wife says she's going to swim at the club. The boy asks where mommy is and I say she's swimming at the club. Then he says, "she's with Jordan."

I asked him a bunch of questions about Jordan. Is he an adult or a kid, has he been to the house, etc. Can't get much more out of him.

So what's my play? Hire a PI? If I ask who Jordan is, she may be more careful about the boy and maybe I can mine him for more info.
tons of beats tl;dr

but if its Michael Jordan its a sick brag imo


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