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eviljeff 12-24-2007 07:02 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
use the hair from the soap to clone him. then kill the clone in front of your wife and she'll think Jordan is dead.

diebitter 12-24-2007 07:41 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Well, I heard Michael likes the ladies, so you can't blame him, can ya?

yoyowhoawhoa3 12-24-2007 08:07 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 1955548)
Well, I heard Michael likes the ladies, so you can't blame him, can ya?

Horrible post. You couldn't of tried to make a worse post.

Yellow Ice 12-24-2007 08:15 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himself (Post 1953913)
i would set up a booby trap of some sort.

Get someone with teh herp to use the soap ldo

mbillie1 12-24-2007 08:17 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Tell her you're going out of town for a week or two, get a rental car so she won't recognize it. Cruise by the house periodically after dark and check for a car you don't recognize (Jordan's car). When you see it there, set fire to the house. Life insurance FTW.

Popinjay 12-24-2007 08:17 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 1955548)
Well, I heard Michael likes the ladies, so you can't blame him, can ya?

Dude he said his wife is banging some dude named Jordan not Johnson. Plus, I heard Michael Johnson is gay so that doesn't make any sense.

SMIGLET 12-24-2007 08:52 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
hire the pi sue the btch and take everything from her

ruken 12-24-2007 09:28 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
I'm a private investigator myself. I snapped a picture of 'Jordan' in his natural habitat. His real name is Timothy Snubbs; 'Jordan McKnight' is his convention name. Here's the pic - he's the guy with his back to the camera. OP can thank me later.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...ZmqCSzAQyK.jpg

The Man Mulcahey 12-24-2007 09:51 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Stop.

mbillie1 12-24-2007 10:02 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man Mulcahey (Post 1956463)
Stop.

qft

rafiki 12-24-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
-Save up 2-3k
-Come up with an air tight excuse as to where you may be going for 3 days.
-Go to Vegas, bang 2 delicious skanks at once, take many pictures. ldo involve drugs in this. Nodody likes a quitter.
-Flat out tell her when you get back: "Should I move out ? I know about Jordan". When she hesitates, show her your sexy pictures.

One of 2 things will happen:

1) She admits it right there to get back at you
2) She FREAKS on you, at which point you point to a little hidden camera "omg kidding kidding, lol it's prank. Where's your sense of humor ? This is all photoshop"

benza13 12-24-2007 10:20 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 1956626)
-Save up 2-3k
-Come up with an air tight excuse as to where you may be going for 3 days.
-Go to Vegas, bang 2 delicious skanks at once, take many pictures. ldo involve drugs in this. Nodody likes a quitter.
-Flat out tell her when you get back: "Should I move out ? I know about Jordan". When she hesitates, show her your sexy pictures.

One of 2 things will happen:

1) She admits it right there to get back at you
2) She FREAKS on you, at which point you point to a little hidden camera "omg kidding kidding, lol it's prank. Where's your sense of humor ? This is all photoshop"

seems foolproof, tr please

bustowithnobra 12-24-2007 11:30 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 1956626)
-Save up 2-3k
-Come up with an air tight excuse as to where you may be going for 3 days.
-Go to Vegas, bang 2 delicious skanks at once, take many pictures. ldo involve drugs in this. Nodody likes a quitter.
-Flat out tell her when you get back: "Should I move out ? I know about Jordan". When she hesitates, show her your sexy pictures.

One of 2 things will happen:

1) She admits it right there to get back at you
2) She FREAKS on you, at which point you point to a little hidden camera "omg kidding kidding, lol it's prank. Where's your sense of humor ? This is all photoshop"

I need something like this in my thread.

rafiki 12-24-2007 11:33 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bustowithnobra (Post 1957157)
I need something like this in my thread.

Which thread are you talking about ?

King_S 12-25-2007 12:09 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Don't do drugs, or your wife'll bang a guy named Jordan. After which he'll rub his pubes on your bar of soap...

SNOWBALL 12-25-2007 12:38 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by King_S (Post 1957414)
Don't do drugs, or your wife'll bang a guy named Jordan. After which he'll rub his pubes on your bar of soap...

winner

blutarski 12-25-2007 12:41 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
no interest in watching your wife **** this dude?

not a model 12-25-2007 12:44 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
molest the kid to get back at her?

(come on, its kina funny. no ban.)

ebepse 12-25-2007 12:47 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
molest the kid to get back at her imo

edit- damn too late

BooNaNy 12-25-2007 12:54 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Just assume she's cheating on you and get an 8-ball and couple hookers... That will be better than spending money on a PI, imo...

not a model 12-25-2007 12:58 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
hey spb im actually going back to carpinteria in a few days maybe we could set up a time to meet but then i wouldnt even show up and you would wonder why some internet stranger would go so far out of their way to waste like an hour of your time. do you want to meet up somewhere?

ebepse 12-25-2007 12:59 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
do u mean

meet up
or
meat up?

not a model 12-25-2007 01:10 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
i mean like, in the spirit of hannukah, like a fat shalom up the shabbat.

MichaelL 12-25-2007 02:45 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
biggest beat is that his son likes his new Daddy better :(

ebepse 12-25-2007 02:47 AM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
not a model ur a cool guy


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