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getterdone36 12-24-2007 04:19 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
5 months rehab not living at home? hmmmm i would be banging somebody else too, lets be real

Tartufo 12-24-2007 04:22 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by getterdone36 (Post 1953961)
5 months rehab not living at home? hmmmm i would be banging somebody else too, lets be real

Yeah, this puzzled me as well. Isn't it completely standard when you go into rehab to make sure your wife has a dog, peanutbutter and some toys?

Jordan The Bull 12-24-2007 04:35 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
lmao who let the pindick post? shut up and clean my dong, i'm getting ready for another go.

Himself 12-24-2007 04:36 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
<3 the picture

vodoo 12-24-2007 04:41 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
lol best gimmick ever, especially the pic^^

Jenkem 12-24-2007 05:05 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vodoo (Post 1954129)
lol best gimmick ever, especially the pic^^

i just choked on my lunch from laughter

mastr 12-24-2007 06:05 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFDHOLDHD
LOLOL THEPIC!!!!!!!!!

ClarkNasty 12-24-2007 06:29 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Classic gimmick

Correct answer is get number from her cell phone.

ryang 12-24-2007 06:46 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man Mulcahey (Post 1953618)
just say "who's jordan and why is he shaving his balls on my bar?"

i lol'd

ryang 12-24-2007 06:46 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
pics of wife would also be super useful

eviljeff 12-24-2007 07:02 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
use the hair from the soap to clone him. then kill the clone in front of your wife and she'll think Jordan is dead.

diebitter 12-24-2007 07:41 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Well, I heard Michael likes the ladies, so you can't blame him, can ya?

yoyowhoawhoa3 12-24-2007 08:07 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 1955548)
Well, I heard Michael likes the ladies, so you can't blame him, can ya?

Horrible post. You couldn't of tried to make a worse post.

Yellow Ice 12-24-2007 08:15 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himself (Post 1953913)
i would set up a booby trap of some sort.

Get someone with teh herp to use the soap ldo

mbillie1 12-24-2007 08:17 PM

Re: Beat: Wife is banging some dude named, "Jordan."
 
Tell her you're going out of town for a week or two, get a rental car so she won't recognize it. Cruise by the house periodically after dark and check for a car you don't recognize (Jordan's car). When you see it there, set fire to the house. Life insurance FTW.


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