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06-06-2015 , 07:28 AM

sins

journeyman

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and she didnt stop because the "knot". I closed the door and here I am.. advice/suggestions?

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06-06-2015 , 07:41 AM

Morphismus

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Pics or it didn't happen... which is most likely the case anyway...

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06-06-2015 , 08:21 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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lol as if you have a gf

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06-06-2015 , 08:25 AM

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Or a dog

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06-06-2015 , 08:32 AM

Morphismus

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or a door

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06-06-2015 , 08:47 AM

sins

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 373

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol as if you have a gf

Should I just be grateful for her companionship and let it slide?

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06-06-2015 , 10:24 AM

Villian1

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Well, that's what the dog did and it seems to working out pretty good for him.

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06-06-2015 , 12:04 PM

Majik19

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Story checks out.

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06-06-2015 , 12:14 PM

Morphismus

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Spoiler:

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06-06-2015 , 02:15 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Your dog is just better than you, accept it and move on

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06-06-2015 , 02:16 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Just dont harm the dog

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06-06-2015 , 02:17 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Dont make him nail you too either, that would be gross

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06-06-2015 , 04:33 PM

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herbertstemple

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Choose either the chick or the dog.

The other has to go,

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06-06-2015 , 04:38 PM

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Dominic

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GTFO with this ****. We're not 12 year olds.

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06-06-2015 , 05:14 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

or a door

Goat

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06-06-2015 , 10:38 PM

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Oh_4Q_Man

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silly question but what is this "knot" that is being referenced?

I would google it myself but after googleing "why cant i get into isis?" in reference to not being able to access the Umass lowell student interface (which was at the time named ISIS) I am most likely on watch lists right now. Dog porn is not something i'd like to be associated with in the eyes of the government

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06-07-2015 , 12:27 AM

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Morphismus

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At least they wouldn't set the dogs on you in Gitmo.

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06-07-2015 , 12:57 AM

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JohnyCrash

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Originally Posted by Oh_4Q_Man

No one is going to give any tips on dog humping sicko!

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06-07-2015 , 02:18 AM

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Tuma

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is this where tying the knot comes from???

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06-07-2015 , 09:11 PM

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MastaAces

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if she lies down with dogs, she will get up with fleas. proceed with caution!

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06-07-2015 , 11:53 PM

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omnishakira

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whats the dog race

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06-08-2015 , 12:28 AM

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herbertstemple

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

whats the dog race

Greyhound?

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06-08-2015 , 12:29 AM

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WateryBoil

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Originally Posted by MastaAces

if she lies down with dogs, she will get up with fleas. proceed with caution!

woman who fak beast

will tend to create yeast

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06-08-2015 , 06:05 AM

#24

sins

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 373

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Originally Posted by Tuma

is this where tying the knot comes from???

i believe so, yes

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

whats the dog race

half black half white, welsh springer spaniel

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06-08-2015 , 03:22 PM

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JustJ46671

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Was it consensual?

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