Why? Because everybody is too hungover to give a ****.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birfday

happy birthday innit

Pics of mother

(no real reason)

Happy Berfday!!

Thanks.

I hope your birthday sucks and that tomorrow is better to make you think it will be a good weekend but then that your weekend is terrible and then each day after is a little better so next weekend is thoroughly enjoyable despite being relatively uneventful.

Thread needs moar bewbs IMVHO

Celebrating America with terrible domestic beer and greasy food > your birthday. I find your sentiment unpatriotic.

"suck it up and party hard" said in Duffman voice.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=duffm...,r:0,s:0,i:134

I remember my 13th birthday

My foster parents made me cut the grass, but they didn't beat me.
Have a good one.