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Beat: still don't have a gf.... what should i do? Beat: still don't have a gf.... what should i do?

04-13-2009 , 03:07 PM
domestic violence is
Spoiler:
not a joke
imo
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04-13-2009 , 03:07 PM
I just misclick folded AA from UTG +1 ... that is all.
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04-13-2009 , 04:44 PM
kevroc's joke deserves some love.


Last edited by mi$ter ILL; 04-13-2009 at 04:44 PM. Reason: it kinda blows my mind that this guy ever existed
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04-13-2009 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies
Dear OP,
There are no available girls who will date you here. Go out into the real world where the real girls are. All girls here are really men. True story.
Love, ILB
those werent ur terts i fapped to?
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04-13-2009 , 05:31 PM
i suggest posting on an internet forum. it may seem like its not helping, but trust me, it is
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04-13-2009 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
those werent ur terts i fapped to?
Oh no those were definitely my MOOBS you fapped to.
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07-27-2016 , 10:53 AM
Answer to thread title question precedes it. Clever.
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07-27-2016 , 12:03 PM
Dear LuckyLuke01,

It appears to me that you are concentrating too much on cis-females and ignoring 75% of the market. I suggest you treat everyone equally and seek after a male... or if you prefer a female, might I suggest a trans-female?

Best Wishes,
O
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07-27-2016 , 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oberbrunner
Dear LuckyLuke01,

It appears to me that you are concentrating too much on cis-females and ignoring 75% of the market. I suggest you treat everyone equally and seek after a male... or if you prefer a female, might I suggest a trans-female?

Best Wishes,
O
You should post more often, this quality of post is priceless. I could see you bullying Luke on a level higher than pass.
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07-28-2016 , 09:34 AM
Wow nothing has changed in 7 years Luke, poor bastard
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07-28-2016 , 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oberbrunner
Dear LuckyLuke01,

It appears to me that you are concentrating too much on cis-females and ignoring 75% of the market. I suggest you treat everyone equally and seek after a male... or if you prefer a female, might I suggest a trans-female?

Best Wishes,
O
Pretty sure he considers them regularly and is just embarassed
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07-28-2016 , 11:52 PM
1. Make online profile and get matched up with a girl.

2. Immediately send unsolicited dick pics and ask her if she likes it in the ass.

3. Profit???
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07-28-2016 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pok 7's
Girlfriends are overrated get a fleshlight.
+1
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07-28-2016 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
try rubbing your nipples with pickled herring
This will also help
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07-28-2016 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
my hand is raw here guys/ girls
Hopefully pass won't see that
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07-29-2016 , 01:34 AM
Lets hope so cause he is so far off when he says he spends all his time jerking off.

That Pass guy has no clue
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07-29-2016 , 01:36 AM
Here some inspiration for future jerk off material

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