I have talk to these idiots all day....

I have no idea what drugs this guy was on, he's English too...

Visitor: hello,was posted email,today 75%...gain if i rejoined??
Stephen: I am not aware of such a promotion
Stephen: please paste the content of the email to me here and i'll explain it to you
Visitor: stephen,it was e mailed,don"t want say much in here....but because visited site,lost what was offerr2ed ok
Stephen: Can you rephrase that please?
Visitor: not,lost as in playing money.....but ,lost log in ok
Stephen: ok, but I need the details of the bonus you are referring to
Visitor: can only give you my e,mail address???
Stephen: Yes please
Visitor: what on here lmao
Stephen: Yes of course on here
Stephen: How can we check your account if you don't tell me your email address?
Visitor: that"s why asking you???
Stephen: I have no idea what you're trying to ask me
Visitor: just forget it ok

Total Stupidity

Dylma: i just won the lcd tv tournament, what do i get?

Guy who doesn't know that you need $10 in your account to rebuy in a $10r

you: Hi Stephen I have been refused to rebuy .why T/T500GTD10/1 Rebuy
Stephen: Do you have enough funds in your account?
you: I have mony to buy but it was refused as not enghe mony.
Stephen: Strange
Stephen: Can I take your PIN number please?
Stephen: I'll send this to our technical team to investigate
you: To rebuy I need ed£1 my accout showees£8.
you: debboy789 it is nt right after paying a lot mony .just when I had a chance
Stephen: has the rebuy period ended?
you: I dont think I just rebuy a hand befor.
you: I was refused beacouse not enogh mony and not rebuy period ended.
Stephen: then you don't have enough money in your acconut
Stephen: you said it's a €10r and your account has €8
you: For rebuy Ineed£!.
Stephen: then you don't have enough
Stephen: sorry
you: Sorry ? why.
Stephen: because if you have 8 and the rebuy is 10
Stephen: you're €2 short
you: rebuy is mot 10£ Tabel7500GTD Rebuy is£10-1.
Stephen: 10+1 = 11
Stephen: you have 8 in your account
Stephen: That's not enough i'm afraid
you: Can I have the breakdown of this gam please.
Stephen: What do you mean?
you: #I like to see what was starting money and how it has been spended,.
you: Only for this gime started 10pm.
Stephen: Can I take your PIN number then please?
you: PIN no you mean niknam (REMOVED).
Stephen: you've bought into this tournament
Stephen: then had 1 rebuy
Stephen: now you have €8.42 in your account
you: I had more than 5/6 rebuy.
Stephen: not according to the system
Stephen: you had 2
you: I think I started whit 28£ or so Payd !(£ to strte 6/7 X1£ for rebuy .last request for rebuy was refused when my account showes £8.40.
Stephen: You started with €28
Stephen: Sorry, €29.42 and spent €11 then €10
Stephen: now you have €8.42 in your account
Stephen: you can't afford another rebuy
you: Stephen please tel me what does £10-£1 meanes.My understanding is £10 to starte
Stephen: Everything is in €
Stephen: Euros
Stephen: €10+1 = €11
Stephen: 10 is the buyin, 1 is the entry fee
you: Yes I agree .You teling me that I pay £11 to starte what do i pay for evry rebuy.
Stephen: €10
Stephen: you only pay the entry fee once
you: But how could buy so many rebuy if each is £10.
you: I am sorry if I am rong .I just starte playing Tournoment.
Stephen: You had 1 rebuy
Stephen: I don't know why this is hard to understand
Stephen: you spent €21 on this tournament
Stephen: taking your account from €29.42 to €8.42
Stephen: what is your complaint?
you: THANK YOU .can I see the breakdown of this game PLEASE.
Stephen: I just told you
you: Thank.you I tel you why this is hard to understand .You are profetional & I am LEARNING the Tournoment.Sea if I understand . I starte whit £29.42 to inrol and start to play £11 has taken from £29.42 .it is corect or not .Than what I paid for rebuy.
Stephen: Yes
Stephen: which took you to €18.42
Stephen: then you had a rebuy for €10
Stephen: which has now put you on €8.42
Stephen: I hope i'm getting levelled here
you: Stephen if you whould tel me that to eebuy I have i
Stephen: That makes no sense
you: Thank you.
Stephen: No problem

I hate listening to bad beat stories

Stephen: Welcome to Poker Live Support, how can I help you?
Visitor: why i lost
Visitor: with aj against a9 at the river??
Visitor: get a nine to comlete full house??
Stephen: That is probably why you lost yes

There's been loads more that are even more stupid than these, but I can't be bothered to look through the logs just yet. I get s**t like this on a daily basis though.

in before tl;dr.

Good post.
This made me lol.

dude this one killed me

hahaha. Do you work from home or?

you: Thank.you I tel you why this is hard to understand .You are profetional & I am LEARNING the Tournoment.Sea if I understand . I starte whit £29.42 to inrol and start to play £11 has taken from £29.42 .it is corect or not .Than what I paid for rebuy.


really really impressive.

Very nice read. More please.

I need to play more tournaments.

Haha pretty funny

CLASSIC

wow I wouldnt be able to do this.

[x]Tournoment

HAHAHAHAHAH!

if you have a job its a brag.

You should def add the best ones to the thread on a daily basis, it would be fantastic!!

LCD TV anyone/// hahaaaa

i really liked the bad beat story too - more of those

Moar please