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Old 04-20-2009, 03:17 PM   #1
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Beat: My friend is a douchebag (TR)

Okay so this happened last Saturday night. Me and my friend were having a few beers over at his house, putting in a marathon session on ProEV. After working our way through about half a dozen beers each, and with the score a massive 11-3 in my favour (that's 11 matches to 3, not goals obviously), my friend decided he'd had enough and suggested we hit the town.

We arrive in the club about 11 and head straight to the bar. By chance we run into this girl (who's with a friend) I've been hooking up with on and off for a year or so (lets call her jane) and I go grinding pretty quick while my friend chats with her friend at the bar. Things seem to be goin pretty well for both of us. Like 20 minutes later my girl's friend (sarah) interrupts us and they leave for a smoke and i notice my friend (steve) is knocking a few shots back at the bar with some friends he ran into. I go up and chill at the bar for a while then Jane comes over and basically says we cant hook up unless steve gets with sarah because she cant leave sarah on her own for the night. I go up and let steve know the story and he basically says "nah not up for it".

Aside from the fact he's screwin me outta getting laid this girl is like a solid 7 and he hasn't had any action for as long as i can remember. I say exactly this and he just kinda says "sorry bro not gonna happen". I try to make it happen with Jane anyway, but she ends up leaving and things are now kind of awkward with her. She was a semi-regular lay so at this point I'm pretty much steaming.

When I asked my friend why the hell he shot her down, he wasn't able to offer much more than that he "wasn't into her". And before you say anything about him, he's definitely not gay.


I was talkin to him the next day, and when I brought it up he said something about how he "probably shuda gone for it".

So, BBV4life, should I be pissed at my friend, or just let it go?

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Old 04-20-2009, 03:18 PM   #2
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Re: Beat: My friend is a douchebag (TR)

GRUNCH

WTF IS THAT
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:18 PM   #3
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this has to be a level
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:19 PM   #4
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jesus f****ing christ didn't read it yet

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Old 04-20-2009, 03:20 PM   #5
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there.....

wtf is that
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:22 PM   #6
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Threads like this is why I read BBV.

Bravo OP, solid 10 ldo.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:23 PM   #7
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:23 PM   #8
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ok just read, u owe your buddy a drink if anything because he was doing you a ****ing favor, ffs how do you even get an erection to that heinous beast
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:24 PM   #9
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ffs how do you even get an erection to that heinous beast
meh... n/m

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Old 04-20-2009, 03:31 PM   #10
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sick photoshop work of brian.........oh wait.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:33 PM   #11
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im on the left obv
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:35 PM   #12
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

this is hilarious
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:36 PM   #13
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Did Brains sister just get train wrecked....?
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:38 PM   #14
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i am hereby nominating this thread for inclusion in the HOF.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:39 PM   #15
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WAT
DIDN'T READ BUT LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WITH THE PICS
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