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The answer is simply really - go back and **** her while she is pregnant. If the kid is yours it's a neutral EV play. If the kid isn't yours it's a +EV play. Either way you get a load away and ****ed a pregnant chick.

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06-26-2008 , 08:02 AM

#28

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,704

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Originally Posted by Snafu'd

Poast pics

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Originally Posted by CCuster_911

pics or ban....

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Originally Posted by NEdynasty

[ ] Actually Happened.

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06-26-2008 , 08:14 AM

#29

Markwarrior

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 465

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Originally Posted by pimpbot

what is my play?

You have three options....

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06-26-2008 , 08:18 AM

#30

SamuraiJon

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,203

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.

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06-26-2008 , 09:55 AM

#31

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

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Originally Posted by pimpbot

im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.

what is my play?

go get some more. Preggo sex is hot. She'll **** you dry.

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06-26-2008 , 09:56 AM

#32

diebitter

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Plus I rate this a D for trolling effort and impact.

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06-26-2008 , 10:03 AM

#33

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,704

hey, atleast if you go bang her you dont gota worry anymore... that or just SIIHP ldo

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06-26-2008 , 05:44 PM

#34

pimpbot

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i do often feel like george costanza.

also im not sure i would hit it again. i was drunk and bored and it was a clear lapse in good judment. she was also the oldest woman i have ever made love to and her boobs and butt were large but much more on the mashed potato side of firm.

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06-26-2008 , 06:20 PM

#35

WayAbvPar

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Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,073

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her boobs and butt were large but much more on the bag of sand side of firm.

[X] FYP
[ ] Really Happened.

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06-26-2008 , 07:16 PM

#36

Midlife Crisis

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 154

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Originally Posted by NEdynasty

[ ] Actually Happened.

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Originally Posted by AussieJack

[ ] NE Dynasty

Why did the foreigner make the only worthwhile post in this thread?

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06-26-2008 , 07:19 PM

#37

Francis_MH

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,386

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Originally Posted by pimpbot

her boobs and butt were large but much more on the mashed potato side of firm.

Gems like this are the reason why I read 2+2 so, so much.

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06-26-2008 , 07:29 PM

#38

samdash

adept

Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,196

we should have KCB fabricate a make believe trip report for this scenario

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06-26-2008 , 07:32 PM

#39

Golden_Rhino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,056

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Originally Posted by pimpbot

im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.

what is my play?

No you didn't

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06-26-2008 , 09:31 PM

#40

Davino

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

[ ] I believe you

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06-27-2008 , 12:40 AM

#41

Johnny Douglas

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,480

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too

+1

standard play imo

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06-27-2008 , 01:26 AM

#42

tdarko

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 13,183

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Originally Posted by samdash

we should have KCB fabricate a make believe trip report for this scenario

This entire thread is an epic fail. so dense.

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06-27-2008 , 01:45 AM

#43

Judgment

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 478

ur play is to make the pregnant friend's mom gimmick and certify the story

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