im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.
btw...your play is to kill the old guy and then sue for custody of child on the grounds she is a whore...and then get like a billion dollar settlement!