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Old 06-25-2008, 05:09 PM   #1
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beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.

what is my play?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:11 PM   #2
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:17 PM   #3
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:18 PM   #4
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your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:19 PM   #5
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:27 PM   #6
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do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:40 PM   #7
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but travel extensively internationally.
well then you have no problem.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:42 PM   #8
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i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
lol

The OP sucked, but i see potential.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:53 PM   #9
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

ah yes, and we'll be magically whisked away to the great international state of alaska.

gl op.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:55 PM   #10
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

You and kcb should hang out.

I think that's his name anyway.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:56 PM   #11
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what is my play?
Poast pics
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:56 PM   #12
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pics or ban....
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:02 PM   #13
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

[ ] Actually Happened.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:10 PM   #14
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Kids these days, don't even try to make them believable anymore...
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:40 PM   #15
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i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash

stopped reading

there is no such thing as alaskan hash
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