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Old 06-25-2008, 05:09 PM   #1
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beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.

what is my play?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:11 PM   #2
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:17 PM   #3
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:18 PM   #4
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

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your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.
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your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
either of these
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:19 PM   #5
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:27 PM   #6
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

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do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:40 PM   #7
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but travel extensively internationally.
well then you have no problem.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:42 PM   #8
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i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
lol

The OP sucked, but i see potential.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:53 PM   #9
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

ah yes, and we'll be magically whisked away to the great international state of alaska.

gl op.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:55 PM   #10
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

You and kcb should hang out.

I think that's his name anyway.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:56 PM   #11
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what is my play?
Poast pics
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:56 PM   #12
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

pics or ban....
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:02 PM   #13
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[ ] Actually Happened.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:10 PM   #14
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

Kids these days, don't even try to make them believable anymore...
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:40 PM   #15
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash

stopped reading

there is no such thing as alaskan hash
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:43 PM   #16
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

btw...your play is to kill the old guy and then sue for custody of child on the grounds she is a whore...and then get like a billion dollar settlement!
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:39 PM   #17
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no pic = lie.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:03 PM   #18
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:07 PM   #19
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

Just say,

"....was I wrong to do that?"
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:21 PM   #20
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"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all..."

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Old 06-26-2008, 03:27 AM   #21
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:29 AM   #22
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:53 AM   #23
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

ok IF this is true....why is that a beat??...kinda a brag imo.....
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:55 AM   #24
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with a thread title like this and no 5 stars i knew it had fail over it. no self control ... had to click.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:18 AM   #25
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Re: beat; i think i knocked up my best friend's mom

OP - detailed trip report of night with mum, please.
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