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06-25-2008 , 05:09 PM
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im really paranoid right now. i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash and my mind started to run. about 2 months ago my best friend's mom gave me a booty call out of the middle of nowhere. shes a pretty hot milf with a good body. shes 48 but remarried to an old rich guy whos like 75. i went for it and hit it because i was drunk and bored. my buddy just called me and freaked out on me because his mom dimed me out and now shes claiming to be pregnant and everybody knows her husband is impotent.

what is my play?
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06-25-2008 , 05:11 PM
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your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.
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06-25-2008 , 05:17 PM
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your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
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06-25-2008 , 05:18 PM
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your play is to think of a more convincing story next time.
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your play is to go take it in the butt from the old rich guy and then claim to be pregnant too
either of these
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06-25-2008 , 05:19 PM
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do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
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06-25-2008 , 05:27 PM
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do you live in alaska?

ak anchorage, you?
i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
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06-25-2008 , 05:40 PM
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but travel extensively internationally.
well then you have no problem.
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06-25-2008 , 05:42 PM
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i live just outside of jackson, mississippi, but travel extensively internationally.
lol

The OP sucked, but i see potential.
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06-25-2008 , 05:53 PM
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ah yes, and we'll be magically whisked away to the great international state of alaska.

gl op.
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06-25-2008 , 05:55 PM
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You and kcb should hang out.

I think that's his name anyway.
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06-25-2008 , 05:56 PM
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what is my play?
Poast pics
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06-25-2008 , 05:56 PM
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pics or ban....
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06-25-2008 , 06:02 PM
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[ ] Actually Happened.
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06-25-2008 , 06:10 PM
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Kids these days, don't even try to make them believable anymore...
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06-25-2008 , 07:40 PM
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i just smoked a bowl of alaskan hash

stopped reading

there is no such thing as alaskan hash
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06-25-2008 , 07:43 PM
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btw...your play is to kill the old guy and then sue for custody of child on the grounds she is a whore...and then get like a billion dollar settlement!
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06-25-2008 , 08:39 PM
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no pic = lie.
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06-25-2008 , 09:03 PM
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06-25-2008 , 09:07 PM
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Just say,

"....was I wrong to do that?"
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06-25-2008 , 10:21 PM
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06-26-2008 , 03:27 AM
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06-26-2008 , 03:29 AM
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Quote:
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[ ] Actually Happened.
[ ] NE Dynasty
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06-26-2008 , 03:53 AM
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ok IF this is true....why is that a beat??...kinda a brag imo.....
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06-26-2008 , 04:55 AM
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with a thread title like this and no 5 stars i knew it had fail over it. no self control ... had to click.
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06-26-2008 , 06:18 AM
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OP - detailed trip report of night with mum, please.
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