Beat: I was offered a job for >$200,000/yr base salary today
04-03-2013
, 11:02 AM
03-01-2014
, 03:11 PM
A quarter a dick, 800,000 dicks a year => 1.5 dicks sucked a minute (I assume OP can suck dick in his sleep, not much of an assumption really). I'm also assuming that OP is a single-dicker and not a multi-dicker.
Seriously, well done on making a decision to do something you wanted to do rather than something everyone else would have wanted you to do
Seriously, well done on making a decision to do something you wanted to do rather than something everyone else would have wanted you to do
04-10-2014
, 08:44 PM
