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Old 07-17-2012, 10:10 PM   #1
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Beat: Getting Divorced

Thread title pretty much says it all. Married 7 years, together for 9. We have no children, and that's fine. Good news is I get to move out of Cali and back home to texas where I belong.

On another note, if anyone wants my lightly used california wife(she's blonde), I'm currently taking bids and will sell to the highest bidder.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:12 PM   #2
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:14 PM   #3
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sounds like a triflin bitch.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:15 PM   #4
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It's not a beat really if you think about it tho, if you got divorced there was surely a good reason and you weren't happy. Louis CK explains it better than I can.

“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It’s really that simple. That’s never happened – THAT would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy and they just had a great thing, and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times. Literally zero.”

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Old 07-17-2012, 10:18 PM   #5
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where in cali? im single and ready to mingle iykwim.

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Old 07-17-2012, 10:20 PM   #6
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On another note, if anyone wants my lightly used california wife(she's blonde), I'm currently taking bids and will sell to the highest bidder.
This is sick. No wonder she wants to divorce.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:20 PM   #7
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pics of the trifling ass hoe bag

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Old 07-17-2012, 10:37 PM   #8
 
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maybe she realized you are an inbred hillbilly. i cant really blame her then.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:45 PM   #9
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This is sick. No wonder she wants to divorce.
That is not the correct response. Answers we would have accepted included:

"Bout tree fiddy"
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:46 PM   #10
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It's not a beat really if you think about it tho, if you got divorced there was surely a good reason and you weren't happy. Louis CK explains it better than I can.

“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It’s really that simple. That’s never happened – THAT would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy and they just had a great thing, and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times. Literally zero.”
This is actually a good point. It bears thought. Thank you.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:47 PM   #11
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This is sick. No wonder she wants to divorce.
yo.... what IS THIS
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:48 PM   #12
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where in cali? im single and ready to mingle iykwim.

She's not fat, anymore. She IS 43......and a gold digger. Good news is she uses condoms when she cheats, so the herp is all hers. I'm letting keep it in the divorce.

IE FTW
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:49 PM   #13
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I'm more of a Tory Lane kinda guy.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:38 PM   #14
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Beat: You belong in Texas.

Brag: You're single with no kids and hopefully financially stable. Now is the time to get a girl 15 years younger than you.

And not to marry. To ****.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:46 PM   #15
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She's not fat, anymore. She IS 43......and a gold digger. Good news is she uses condoms when she cheats, so the herp is all hers. I'm letting keep it in the divorce.

IE FTW
Herpes doesn't care about condoms.


I wish teh herp was still around.
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