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Old 06-04-2009, 01:18 PM   #26
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Re: BBV? Laughed during sex

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thinly veiled brag that OP has a tv
still gotz it
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:21 PM   #27
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thinly veiled brag that OP has a tv
what if it's his girl's tv?
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:27 PM   #28
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Re: BBV? Laughed during sex

i actually farted during sex once when i was drunk. was awkward for like a whole minute. she was like "what the f*ck, did you actually just fart" and i was like "damn, i actually just farted"

variance: it was pretty loud but not smelly
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:42 PM   #29
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pics of girl obv
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:15 PM   #30
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pics of girl obv
its almost been all day and this still isnt fulfilled
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:20 PM   #31
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pics of girl obv
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:28 PM   #32
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Re: BBV? Laughed during sex

A couple of my guy friends said when you pay for sex that the girl waits until you finsih in hopes of a better tip. So I'm guessing this is why she stayed, hoped you tipped her.
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:34 PM   #33
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A couple of my guy friends said when you pay for sex that the girl waits until you finsih in hopes of a better tip. So I'm guessing this is why she stayed, hoped you tipped her.
one is supposed to tip??? i thought giving them a piece of gum was good enough
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:46 PM   #34
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Tip: Have sex with less uptight women.
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #35
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why didnt you list watching seinfeld as a brag
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:59 PM   #36
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i do it all the time, i lost my virginity with Curb Your Enthusiasm on in the background for instance..laughed probably more than once, bit the sex was still pretty good...pretty, pretty..pretty good
i call shanaigans

impossible you weren't the one getting laughed at during first time sex
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:12 PM   #37
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A couple of my guy friends said when you pay for sex that the girl waits until you finsih in hopes of a better tip. So I'm guessing this is why she stayed, hoped you tipped her.
your allways paying for sex. weather its drinks, dinner, shopping, or a hooker you pay none teh less. sick beat imo.

amirite?
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:16 PM   #38
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Laughed at or laughed?
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:30 PM   #39
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hello welcome to having sex
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:58 PM   #40
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bump for pics?
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:00 PM   #41
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patiently awaiting pics
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:59 PM   #42
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you don't mind takin' a dump
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:24 PM   #43
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i would have homped her bott
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:37 PM   #44
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figured there would be pics by now, ban op imo
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:08 AM   #45
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you can never ask for pics too much, so OP pics or bane.
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:09 AM   #46
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my sex life is laughable
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