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Old 08-24-2012, 09:02 PM   #106
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

and this is why I am a mens rights activist.
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Old 08-25-2012, 12:25 AM   #107
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and this is why I am a mens rights activist.
But don't tell women this!

Because this is obviously sexist and you must be a pig.

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Old 08-25-2012, 04:38 PM   #108
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

I can totally one up this fool, I pay my girlfriends child support for 2 kids, just so i don't have to be around the little ****ers.
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:42 PM   #109
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

To bad you don't live in one of those Muslim countries you're fighting you could have had her stoned to death in public for committing adultery.
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:43 PM   #110
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

lol I'm still confused by the idea of spousal support. She's no longer your spouse, and you're already paying money to support your children.

Am I missing something glaringly obvious here?

I like the Chris Rock approach to divorce. A couple of choice quotes:

"When it’s time to get a divorce, women got it made. You go to court, start talkin’ that sh?t. “I’m used to this, I’m used to that. I’m accustomed to this.” What the f&$@ is accustomed? Whats that got to do with sh&t? You go to a restaurant, you accustomed to eatin’. You leave, you ain’t eatin’ no more. They don’t owe you a steak. What about what the man’s used to? It might not be money, but during the course of a relationship, a man grows accustomed to a few things. I would love to see a man go to court and say, “Your honor, check this out. I’m accustomed to f&$@in her four times a week. Now I feel I should be able to f&$@ her at least twice a week. I mean she can have the alimony, but I want some pussy payments.”

"Everybody need a pre-nup. People think you gotta be rich to get a pre-nup. You got twenty million and your wife wants ten, big deal, you ain’t starvin’! But if you got thirty thousand, and your wife wants fifteen, you might have to kill her!"
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Old 08-26-2012, 08:58 PM   #111
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

OP do you think in some way deep down this is what you really wanted to join the military so you could become a cuckold ?
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:58 AM   #112
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^^^ omg that made me laugh

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Old 08-27-2012, 11:52 AM   #113
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

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You're already paying child support for two kids who aren't yours?

Life fish.
LOL reading comprehension ftw.

reread the thread nice and slow. Now you can see why ur statement and the others like it are so stupid. your welcome
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Old 08-30-2012, 04:14 PM   #114
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

After reading this thread paying $250 for my child support payments doesn't seem so bad
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:36 AM   #115
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

Only $250 a month is nothing, heck a car payment/lease is less. That's barely enough for food much less expenses like clothing, housing, medical expenses.
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Old 08-31-2012, 06:07 AM   #116
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Only $250 a month is nothing, heck a car payment/lease is less. That's barely enough for food much less expenses like clothing, housing, medical expenses.
You're suggesting I should be paying more?
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Old 08-31-2012, 06:41 AM   #117
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Re: Bad Beat: Come home from 18 months overseas..

Why did all those women leave you and why you always knock them up?
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Old 08-31-2012, 11:24 AM   #118
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and this is why I am a mens rights activist.
THANK GOD PEOPLE ARE FINALLY FIGHTING BACK AND STANDING UP FOR MEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:43 AM   #119
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How old are the kids?
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Old 09-04-2012, 06:52 PM   #120
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not old enough, obv
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