to find the wife pregnant,...FML!

Now paying $2500 p/month in child support and have to play poker just to make ends meet...grinding at 4/8 6/12 with the grumpiest *******s on the planet, and my beloved internet poker is nowhere to be found...ahh **** it...

You're paying child support? What a mug.

you didn't speak to your wife for 18 months?

are you sure its yours? you can have 2 babies in 18months

huh? i dont understand... is the kid yours? child support--its your wife?

It's called pulling out

anyone told you about the birds and the bees yet OP?

and thats why I am here. Child support for 2 other children, and she dropped off the face of the planet while I was in Iraq. **** it though...

Unless his wife is about to win the Guiness world record for the longest human gestation period, I doubt it

Sounds like Master Sgt Thompson was givin your wife the dick down while you were away...

thank you for your service op

$30k per year in child support? Why isn't it calculated in proportion to your earnings? In the UK it is something like 15% for one child, 20% for two and capped at 25% for 3 or more.

a. props for serving your country
b. how do you not kill that bitch?

Obvious level. Op doesnt make 150k a year to have to pay 2.5k/month in child support