Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years
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Originally Posted by Pooter
Yes more than once. Had one make a bad attempt at slitting her wrist in my room, it was so feeble i made her clean up the mess before taking her to the hospital where i left her.
Another one slashed my arm open with a knife and i ended up in hospital getting stitches.
Between this and diptheria, how many times has a hooker put you in hospital?
Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years
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Originally Posted by Mr Royal Flush
Between this and diptheria, how many times has a hooker put you in hospital?
Good question but I think these are the only times I have been put in hospital by a hooker, I have ended up in hospital with hookers for various reasons but not put directly in by hookers.
Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years
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Originally Posted by Pooter
Good question but I think these are the only times I have been put in hospital by a hooker, I have ended up in hospital with hookers for various reasons but not put directly in by hookers.
Do tell.
Do you pee on them or do they pee on you? Have you ever shat on one of them?
I did 5 hookers in one 24 hour period before it was at Xmas time.
Most girls took back to my apartment at once was 5 but only banged 3 of them.
Cool. Don't pay attention to the haters, they are just bitter they don't have half the balls to live like this.
Yeah my record was 5 too in a span of one night in a Nogales strip club(south of the Arizona border). Scariest night of my life too...Federales stopped us with an 8 ball coke, stripped my buddy and I naked in the middle of the bustling street(dealers obv tipped em off about american tourist buying drugs), but they couldn't find it. It was in my friend's boxer's elastic waistband. Walked across the border and blew the best lines we ever did in our life.
There are feats in TJ where you can do an alphabet tour, pretty much hitting up every strip/brothel from A to Z. Would like to do that before I die.
Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years
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Originally Posted by Pooter
TL;DR and all that!!
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Ok So Im having a beer with my mate and we are going through our phone books calling up whores and giving em the terry tibbs, anyway he tells me about one girl hes got. He says she's a real dirty one and likes it if you to spit in her mouth. So I give her a call and make out I met her last week and does she wanna meet come see me in my hotel, shes like yeah sure, where?.
So she comes round and im quite happy she isn't a 10/10 but nice 22 yo, pretty and nice long, straight hair, she comes into the room and asks where she met me and she cant remember etc. We negotiate 1200B for a short time, but I told her I was horny and need to cum twice she just shrugs and says yeah no problem (man ya gotta love em)
She gets right down to it, she climbs on top and starts kissing me, I flip her over and start to take her top off, she stops me and I think oh she wants to go shower or something which is the norm.
I say “You wanna shower?” she shakes her head as if to say no then says something in thai, I don't understand and say what? She says, “Be strong with me” now just those words send a bolt of blood into my ****.
I start kissing her again and putting my hands up her top, she is trying to stop me, so I get a bit strong with her and grip her round both wrists with one had and pin them down on the bed above her head, I pull her top up over her face and pull her bra right down and tuk into her tits, she is wriggling around trying to make out she doesn't want it, but really she does.
I slowly strip her naked and start giving her a good licking, she shifts around after my **** and we end up 69ing, with her on top, she starts forcing her head down and doing proper deep throat and gagging on it, she then says to me, “You want **** my face?” I'm like “hell yeah!” she lays on her back and I climb on top and literally **** her face, as hard as I can, she takes the lot right down to my nuts, and i'm pounding her face like its a pussy and she is gagging and growling as I do it.
She stops me and says “Condom?” I get one on and she climbs on top, now she is riding me and im grabbing her tits, she take my hand and puts it round her neck, “hello” I think and I start squeezing her neck hard and she loves it, I then get her hair twist it round to form like a rope and wrap it round her neck and throttle her with it, she is growling and screaming hard, it was awesome!
So after we finish up we are laying on the bed, I have taken the condom off but haven't cleaned my ****, after 10 mins or so I try to get her to suck me off again, she says “no smells condom go shower”, so I go into the shower and clean up she comes into the shower with me and we are messing about and she keeps trying to put her finger in my arse, I keep stopping her and she keeps at it, I then grab her arse and try to stick my finger in it, I expect her to try and stop me but she doesn't, she just lets me force my finger into her arse and we start kissing.
I then turn her to face the wall, and (like an idiot) try to stick my **** in her arse, and she says “No condom” I run into the bedroom to get one, when i come back she is standing in front of the mirror, so I start to ease it into her arse and it is proper tight and she is growling and screaming again as it goes in, I finally get it all in and start banging her, I then wrap her hair round my wrist, and yank her head right back and we kiss again, now at this point I remember my mate saying she likes spitting into her mouth, so as we are kising, I start slobbering into her mouth, and she loved it, I then progress into full on spiting in her mouth and she growls and screams, it was superb, now I had done a Viagra, and had already blown, so I was was banging her hard, and for a long time, plus pulling as hard as could on her hair, and spiting in her mouth and face, it was proper abuse. As I blow, she is screaming so loud I was scared the hotel staff were gonna come, as I blow my load I look into her face and tears are pouring out of her eyes, what a ****!!
After we are done and we get ready to leave, she says to me.
“You small guy, but **** big”
lol make of that what you will.
wow i just started to read this thread...This little story really makes me wonder; who is sicker you or the ho...NM the answer. I do likethe honesty in your thread as wll as the detailed answers....F... the haters !