Has GW tasted the milk yet?

You know the milk that is forming in your mammary glands right now.

It tastes like melon juice.

Which I guess is what it is.

Yup, get rid of the carpet.

I wanna know what mod is gonna put together the first FED EX baby shower? at 2p2

If i get some baby t-shirts made up with "pooter rocks" and the such and ship them over to you will you let the baby wear them?

It would hafta be a P.O. BOX or the Canadian equivalent (P.O. ICEBOX?)

Dont want freaks and weird dudes like Pooter knowing your address.

If i read between the lines kev, what you are really saying is, you want a Pooter Rocks T-shirt.

I want 'Pooter Rocs' pajamas, complete with buttoned assflap.

you have another child with 4ler?

we all know your taste in women.

congrats on the baby!
are you getting married bc of the babby or was the wedding already planned?
that wallpaper is hideous.

would still hit ldo

It was to demonstrate my toilet paper hanging prowess to 4L. :flex:


I am prepared to relieve you from your duties in exchange for nude photos.

I already have my back story in place, my great-great grandmother was black.


Yes, because by the time she's old enough to do either she'll be wayyyyy better looking than me, which will make competing tough. Hopefully she'll develop her own shtick.


I don't really have one that adequately shows. I was measured at Victoria Secret this past weekend and I have gone up from a large C/small D to a small DD

All women have one boob that is slightly smaller than the other..for me it is my right and vanity will likely make me favor feeding there so that it produces more milk, swells more, and catches up.

GW doesn't seem to have come to terms with the imminent boob ownership changes.



I don't think calling GW an "it" is exactly fair.



I did know; but I'm not sure about GW..I'll ask when he wakes up.


In private or with friends absolutely, but pooter=vagina imo... not sure if I want to go through that hassle with the random baby lookers that come up to me.


1. Not with a 4ler, but I have two from a previous marriage aged 15 and 9.

2. I wouldn't expect anyone to believe us, but the wedding was already happening this summer and was announced to our families. We waited to send out invites until the day after my sister's wedding, July 7th to not steal her thunder..so no one in their right mind should/will ever think this is anything other than a shot gun wedding.

3. Have you never seen pictures of GW's house? Allow me to show you what I'm up against.

This is my kitchen floor:




And this is the carpet I was ripping out yesterday:


Also pictured: Wood paneling that is soon to die.


Picture of Kitchen that is soon to be taken over (border has already met its maker and been repainted):



Lastly,



That wallpaper is wayyyyyyyy down the kill list.

who is gw?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/72389/

good luck man, be a good father.

whats her screen name gonna be on 2p2?

You do realize that a child will cost about $13,000/year until age 18.