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03-31-2009 , 07:18 PM

#51

Chaser8

adept

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,178

how is your energy level compared to when you were 25? do you find it much harder to stay fit?

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03-31-2009 , 07:37 PM

#52

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by alex37

Do you think about death more now, knowing that probably more than half of your life is over?

nope

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03-31-2009 , 07:40 PM

#53

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by Kristy

If this is true, why did you never get married?

it wasn't for lack of trying! Been engaged twice, lived a four gals...just never happened.

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03-31-2009 , 07:41 PM

#54

Bluegrassplayer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,632

how do you meet women? After college I'm almost clueless.

Seriously it went from so easy to so difficult.

Have you ever had a real job? From what I've heard not really, so what made you decide to live the lifestyle you're living now?

Where do you play pokers at mostly? Why are you dating girls 20 years younger?

I'm sure I'll find some more questions for you.

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03-31-2009 , 07:46 PM

#55

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by Kristy

If this is true, why did you never get married?

it wasn't for lack of trying! I was engaged twice and lived with two others. It just never happened.

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03-31-2009 , 07:49 PM

#56

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by emmemere

Do you think you'll ever get married? Do you want to? What about having kids?

I hope so. I always wanted kids, but now if it doesn't happen I'd be ok with that.

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03-31-2009 , 07:50 PM

#57

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

poor little dom...I'm sure you'll find some nice lady. But maybe the 20 year olds are your best choice if you're looking to settle down?

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03-31-2009 , 07:52 PM

#58

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Grunching:

At what age did you start feeling dirty for looking at young girls? (18-22)

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03-31-2009 , 07:54 PM

#59

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by BooNaNy

Where do you meet girls that are 20 years younger? And do they think of you as a Sugar Daddy/Viagra Dude?

I'm not rich and I don't need Viagra yet. I meet them at high schools, ldo

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03-31-2009 , 07:57 PM

#60

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

grunching.

what was it like having your 1st prostrate exam?

like the first day of Spring!

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03-31-2009 , 07:59 PM

#61

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Dominic, you're 12 years older than I am. What have you learned between 34 and 46 that you wish you knew when you were my age?
And why did people stop having sweet sexy music as a background for porn scenes?

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03-31-2009 , 08:01 PM

#62

xZEDZDEDx

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 211

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Originally Posted by Dominic

i play poker for a living so I don't even go out to the casinos until 9pm.

And the only difference between your hard-on and my hard-on, is that when I get it up there's actually a chance of my **** finding some pussy.

LMAO

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03-31-2009 , 08:02 PM

#63

zinn0

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,933

grunching this thread hard but...

whats it like being old

what's it like ****ing jenna jameson

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03-31-2009 , 08:02 PM

#64

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

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Originally Posted by emmemere

poor little dom...I'm sure you'll find some nice lady. But maybe the 20 year olds are your best choice if you're looking to settle down?

LOL. Well my last gf was a hot grandma, so I don't think that's the problem! Could be I'm just an azzhole.

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03-31-2009 , 08:04 PM

#65

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

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Originally Posted by Dominic

LOL. Well my last gf was a hot grandma, so I don't think that's the problem! Could be I'm just an azzhole.

hmmm....well if that is the case it could definitely be a problem imo

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03-31-2009 , 08:05 PM

#66

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,262

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

Grunching:

At what age did you start feeling dirty for looking at young girls? (18-22)

Hasn't happened yet

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03-31-2009 , 08:19 PM

#67

DonkeyWhisperer

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

He's old......and he's FEISTY

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03-31-2009 , 08:24 PM

#68

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Do you feel like your stint in the porn industry and some of your escapades with porn stars might have a negative effect on your relationships now?

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03-31-2009 , 08:27 PM

#69

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

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Originally Posted by emmemere

Do you feel like your stint in the porn industry and some of your escapades with porn stars might have a negative effect on your relationships now?

Sod this question!

If we meet up in Vegas, do you still have any pornstar friends you could bring along?

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03-31-2009 , 08:32 PM

#70

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter" you'd say.

Hoveround or The Scooter Store?

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03-31-2009 , 08:37 PM

#71

Handwerpen

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Posts: n/a

i have nothing but respect for Dominic

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03-31-2009 , 08:41 PM

#72

Low Key

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

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Originally Posted by Mayo

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter" you'd say.

I didn't even know this was part of the same rant when I googled what I was looking for.

But here it is, since it's so great:

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Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones

Last edited by Low Key; 03-31-2009 at 08:42 PM. Reason: I searched 'tied an onion to my belt'

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03-31-2009 , 08:56 PM

#73

4_2_it

Preventer

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 24,744

Sup Dom. See you in July......

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03-31-2009 , 10:42 PM

#74

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

Now! Hey, listen! Now, my story begins in 19 dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety six miles.