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Old 03-31-2009, 05:27 PM   #1
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ask me about being an old fart
since most of you gomers are like 18 years old, I thought it might be enlightening for you to ask someone with experience, maturity and a couple of gray pubes some questions.

so gogogogogogogogogo!
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:28 PM   #2
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how old are you
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:29 PM   #3
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who's but did you come out of?? how you live so long???
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:29 PM   #4
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can we call you gray bush ??
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:30 PM   #5
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Do you prefer Matlock or Walker Texas Ranger?
Also, who would be quicker in solving a murder mystery?
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:31 PM   #6
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If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:32 PM   #7
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If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?
good question imo

(I'd do it for 10 years)
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:40 PM   #8
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In b4 someone does it for -2 years
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:41 PM   #9
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how old are you
46 in August
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:41 PM   #10
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who's but did you come out of?? how you live so long???
your mom's. smarts.
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:42 PM   #11
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can we call you gray bush ??
no. i plucked those gray pubes out. Bastards. But you can call me "Tripod."
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:43 PM   #12
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Do you prefer Matlock or Walker Texas Ranger?
Also, who would be quicker in solving a murder mystery?
Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT old. But obviously, Chuck Norris wins.
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:44 PM   #13
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If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?
Sure, why not? The best part would not be becoming younger, it would be the look on Mayo's face.
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Sure, why not? The best part would not be becoming younger, it would be the look on Mayo's face.
Probably a look of pride, knowing that he and Jenna Jameson have something in common.
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