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09-12-2016 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hellmuth was right
46 isn't that old imo
hes 53
thread is 7 years old
not that i can talk im 50
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09-12-2016 , 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by peeweeple
hes 53
thread is 7 years old
not that i can talk im 50
That makes me feel slightly better, but 53 is still very young.
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09-17-2016 , 04:49 PM
Have you put senior shafts in your golf clubs yet?
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09-20-2016 , 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by campfirewest
Have you put senior shafts in your golf clubs yet?
Follow up; Are you still putting your senior shaft in 20 year old girls?
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09-20-2016 , 01:51 PM
Does shafting 20 year old girls improve your senior putting?
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09-20-2016 , 04:20 PM
do your ball hairs turn grey?
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09-20-2016 , 04:43 PM
yes, tbh35
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09-20-2016 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
since most of you gomers are like 18 years old, I thought it might be enlightening for you to ask someone with experience, maturity and a couple of gray pubes some questions.

so gogogogogogogogogo!


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Originally Posted by Dominic
46 in August
Thats the new 36 dom...
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09-20-2016 , 07:05 PM
lol...well, I'm 53 now...any better?
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09-20-2016 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by campfirewest
Have you put senior shafts in your golf clubs yet?
Nope...still use steel with a stiff shaft (that's what she said)...just shot a 77 the other day from the Men's tees. NOT the Old Man's tees.

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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Follow up; Are you still putting your senior shaft in 20 year old girls?
alas, no...I've got a long-term gal.

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Originally Posted by King Spew
Does shafting 20 year old girls improve your senior putting?
usually

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
do your ball hairs turn grey?
not yet
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09-20-2016 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
lol...well, I'm 53 now...any better?
Lol... Oopsidoodle.
Seems we're in the same neighborhood good sir.
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01-12-2019 , 08:20 AM
55 and counting...
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01-12-2019 , 06:06 PM
Do you remember smoking in...

[ ] subways
[ ] elevators
[ ] planes
[ ] trains
[ ] hotel rooms
[ ] public toilets
[ ] public buildings
[ ] public areas
[ ] your home
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01-12-2019 , 06:12 PM
[] hospitals
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01-12-2019 , 07:19 PM
I'm way younger than Dominic and have done all except plane.
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01-12-2019 , 08:52 PM
Hah! I smoked in planes! But subways and elevators? That sounds like mid 70s at best.
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01-12-2019 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
[] hospitals
Did that too! Back in the 90s surgery and intensive care units even had actually a break room where you could smoke.

this brings me to

[ ] cemeteries

not sure there tbh
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01-12-2019 , 10:22 PM
I think I remember smoking in elevators in Vegas as recently as this century.

Subway platforms and stations, definitely. Actually in a car, maybe the Paris Metro ~20 years ago?

eta: Who's going to complain in a cemetery?

eta2: Sickest brag is my high school had a smoking lounge - for students.
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01-12-2019 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
eta2: Sickest brag is my high school had a smoking lounge - for students.
As did mine. They closed it after my sophomore year - 1984. I remember in 7th grade (1980), while playing a video game at the 7-11 that was next to the school, I loaned a buddy of mine (who was also 12 years old) 3 quarters so he could get himself a pack of cigarettes.

My first flight out to Vegas in 1989, my seat was in the smoking section of the plane.

I remember when the cable TV company first ran all the cable feeds underground in our neighborhood (1983). 2 years later my Dad finally broke down and subscribed. Even more amazing to me than having more than 6 channels to choose from was having a remote control. Being able to mute commercials and not have to walk up to the TV to change the channel was possibly the biggest technological upgrade in daily life until cell phones and the internet came around in the mid 90's.

I remember when the only non-white people in TV commercials were OJ Simpson flying through airports and Mohammad Ali smashing bugs.

Looking back from current perspective, it's amazing how much more racist US society was even in the 70's & 80's, without really realizing it at the time.

Example: There's a movie called "Revenge of the Nerds" that I'd enjoyed back in the early 80's. Saw it again on cable last year for the first time in a few decades and was stunned to see a college football team portrayed - with every single player white! And I'd never even noticed that at all when I'd seen the movie several times 30+ years ago.

Anyway, sorry for interrupting, Dom, just another old fogy (though not quite as old as you!) reminiscing.
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01-12-2019 , 11:03 PM
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01-12-2019 , 11:08 PM
By the way, Dom, I had thought FranFran was the Post Master on this site, but with 66,000 posts in 15 years, I believe you may have topped his DPA (Daily Post Average). I guess you deserve some sort of award for that, sir. Um, well done?
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01-18-2019 , 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Do you remember smoking in...

[ ] subways
[ ] elevators
[ ] planes
[ ] trains
[ ] hotel rooms
[ ] public toilets
[ ] public buildings
[ ] public areas
[ ] your home
yes to all of them....movie theaters, too
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01-18-2019 , 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Do you remember smoking in...

[ ] subways
[ ] elevators
[ ] planes
[ ] trains
[ ] hotel rooms
[ ] public toilets
[ ] public buildings
[ ] public areas
[ ] your home
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Originally Posted by Big_Bad_Bill
By the way, Dom, I had thought FranFran was the Post Master on this site, but with 66,000 posts in 15 years, I believe you may have topped his DPA (Daily Post Average). I guess you deserve some sort of award for that, sir. Um, well done?
there are others with much higher post count than me.

Most of it are posts like, "yep." or "no way!" so I wouldn't be too impressed
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03-14-2019 , 08:19 AM
What do you do in your spare time in Vegas?
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03-21-2019 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Unsporting
What do you do in your spare time in Vegas?
I like hiking, dinners out with my gal, Netflix at home, lots of poker and lots of golf
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