I live in Vietnam. Do you know of the bridge near the zoo where all the male hookers display themselves?

$50? sounds like she gave you cab fare. if you're only getting $50, you're doing something wrong.

QF rub tug

Your relative sense of the value of $50 is way off.

http://www.haivenu-vietnam.com/traveltips-prices.htm

According to this, $50 in Vietnam buys you a >100 km cab ride.

Wait. Isn't 100km only like a three furlongs?

cut n' cum

'bout tree fiddy

OP, how did you find your way to 2+2? are you playing poker?

sound like an attempt at trolling pooter gimmick

have you been tested for teh aids or hep.

in what country did you learn English?

Ever do it with a big ol' girl and a couple of monkies?

I don't have any questions per se just wanna say some of the responses itt have made me lol and really made my day.

subscribing, hoping this thread goes places

Please help me out as I can't quite remember the conversion:

one million dongs = how many bags of dicks?

I know the bridge you are referring to. I have hung out there once but only were approached by men.

I play poker for fun.


I gained my citizenship when I was 21 in USA.


~ One of my clients, lets call her CuChi, well she has been with me for awhile now. Shes quite odd. While in bed, she yells out remarks about the 'War against the US'. Things like " We beat you due to our resilience", "You couldn't defeat us", "We are still stand to protect against oppression" .

Its all loosely translated of course. It is never directed toward me. Just yelled out like a battle cry. When she orgasm, CuChi yells out to thank/give praise to Ho Chi Minh". It could be a variation of " Thank you for making our country great", " I do this for you Uncle Ho" or just yelling out his name.

The oddest ting in this whole ordeal is that she requires me to cum on her face. She than proceeds to rub it on her cheeks and forehead. If there is enough, she will cover the rest like her nose, around the mouth etc. On occasions when I don't produce a lot of cum, she acts all disgruntled and makes snide remarks. She leaves it on for around 10 minutes.

When asked about it, she tells me that it makes her skin tight and smooth.
If I know in advance I will be meeting her, I refrain from any sexual activities for at least 2 days so I have plenty for her application.

Never been tested or shown any signs of symptoms. Hep A is pretty common here though so I prob get that eventually one day?

Can anyone tell me if you were vaccinated already for Hep , can you still get it?
If you can, which I would think, its inevitable since the cleanliness of VN is so bad and I eat a lot of street food.

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This is ****ing hilarious, and you are a comic genius.

Although the cum-rubbing old woman is hard to top, what would you say has been your weirdest experience/ customer?

Can you confirm rumors that asain women are generally tighter?

it is more about the size of women... try banging smaller chicks

TIL that when I go to Vietnam I will giggle during every financial transaction.

Ill report them as they come to mind but VN is really repressed when it comes to sex. A high percentage of women in VN are unsatisfied sexually.

I can agree that asians are tighter. But like Mikelle says its due to being shorter. Everyone is generally proportionate so being short at around 100 pounds, their pussy of course will be smaller. More over, asian penises in VN are small. So a daily pounding by a native asian isn't going to do anything to it. So when she meets a foreigner with a bigger penis of course it will be tighter.

I'm not big by any means but I always have to be prepared with my own condoms because the normal ones here or ones supplied by hotels are small. They are very uncomfortable and squeeze my member with a death grip. A big turn off.

~ I was at a club one time. Clubs are insanely loud in VN. Most tables are small tables where people just stand around and drink. A client of mine, Stin Ki Po Si, invited me with a group of her friends. We had to use three tables. It was a popular club so it was packed and we were all sardines.

She was besides me and she and starts grouping me under the table. She unzips me and sticks her hand inside my pants fondling my member. No one is aware of what is happening. I eventually excuse my self to go to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, I pull down my boxers so they only wrap around under my balls. I pull up my pants and only button it without zipping it up. I head back to my table. She places her hand back through my zipper and by her reaction is surprised. She proceeds to pull my penis out and starts stroking it. It was very nice and slow and barely touching.

This goes on for awhile and I think one of her girlfriends knows something is unusual. When I am close to cumming, I give her a napkin. She strokes me more aggressively and I cum into the napkin. She pushes my penis back into my pants and I zip up.