THIS.

and this

Woah, when I was reading this the TV commercial came on and matched me word for word. I guess God wants me to buy a Klondike bar.

ROFL.... man i laughed so hard...

you're on truman show imo....we're watching

and this

more questions guys?

was nice meeting u
now *****

aussie!!!

yes i am

*****?

why hello. most of you don't know who i am. i am now giving you the chance to get to know me.


so ask away.

away?

What is your favorite type of seed?

What is your favourite sorting algorithm?

what is the last time that you gambled on a fart?

What number am I thinking of?

have you ever hired a wombat?
would you consider hiring one if it were cheap?

seed? the Fennell seed


considering i played cards in math. i going to say none.

on a fart. hmm i going to say yesterday and thats ALL i will say on that


25? well thats my lucky number

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. - RIP Mitch

thoughts on the bush doctrine and how it was applied in his administration?

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "**** it, cut em up!"

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

-RIP Mitch

i'm lolling at these mitch quotes
any vids?

who's Mitch?

averting containment. Ill PM you one of the better ones.