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Old 07-18-2008, 05:16 AM   #1
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Asian condoms are very very small...

My wife traveled to Singapore last week and brought me home a cool three-pack of condoms.


So we whip them out and I try one (chinese writing on the box, ect...)

It nearly cut off the circulation to my Moby.

They are for sure way smaller than American condoms.

This got me thinking, are the condoms in Africa super big, so big they would fall off my penis?

Just a question...
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:18 AM   #2
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

racialist imo
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:19 AM   #3
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:22 AM   #4
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

they dont have condoms in africa. they wouldnt have so much aids if they would have condoms amirite?
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:25 AM   #5
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

I wouldn't know about China. Fortunately I brought two costco boxes for condoms with me. They are almost used up though.....
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:05 AM   #6
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

I buy asian condoms and use those little dental rubberbands to keep them from falling off.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:06 AM   #7
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

I don't know why I bother though because I don't think I can even get cats pregnant.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:04 AM   #8
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

excellent work Ed.
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:00 AM   #9
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

I'm living in China right now...I wouldn't trust Chinese brand condoms. I bought some Japanese Crown Condoms (they seemed pretty famous online) and they are super super thin...but yeah, too tight (and I'm asian!)
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:31 AM   #10
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

If your wife makes you use condoms she might have the herpes from the mailman.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #11
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

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This got me thinking, are the condoms in Africa super big,
Oxymoron, amirite?
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:40 AM   #12
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

[ ] asians have condoms
[x] >1 billion ppl in china
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Old 07-20-2008, 09:55 PM   #13
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

I got a flavored condom yesterday.

It was soybean.
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:09 PM   #14
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Re: Asian condoms are very very small...

In thailand the standard is size 48, im more of a 52 and my friend fletch is a 56!!! Soooo we had 2 shop around!!
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