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07-18-2008 , 04:16 AM

RickAstleyFan

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My wife traveled to Singapore last week and brought me home a cool three-pack of condoms.

So we whip them out and I try one (chinese writing on the box, ect...)

It nearly cut off the circulation to my Moby.

They are for sure way smaller than American condoms.

This got me thinking, are the condoms in Africa super big, so big they would fall off my penis?

Just a question...

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07-18-2008 , 04:18 AM

Golden_Rhino

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racialist imo

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07-18-2008 , 04:19 AM

Kevroc

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07-18-2008 , 04:22 AM

its_just_me

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they dont have condoms in africa. they wouldnt have so much aids if they would have condoms amirite?

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07-18-2008 , 04:25 AM

Ninjah Poker

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I wouldn't know about China. Fortunately I brought two costco boxes for condoms with me. They are almost used up though.....

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07-18-2008 , 05:05 AM

Ed P. Furlong, Esq

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I buy asian condoms and use those little dental rubberbands to keep them from falling off.

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07-18-2008 , 05:06 AM

Ed P. Furlong, Esq

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I don't know why I bother though because I don't think I can even get cats pregnant.

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07-18-2008 , 07:04 AM

dboy23

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excellent work Ed.

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07-18-2008 , 08:00 AM

szw

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I'm living in China right now...I wouldn't trust Chinese brand condoms. I bought some Japanese Crown Condoms (they seemed pretty famous online) and they are super super thin...but yeah, too tight (and I'm asian!)

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07-18-2008 , 09:31 AM

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Malfunction

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If your wife makes you use condoms she might have the herpes from the mailman.

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07-18-2008 , 09:36 AM

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HollywoodMatt

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RickAstleyFan

This got me thinking, are the condoms in Africa super big,

Oxymoron, amirite?

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07-18-2008 , 09:40 AM

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AussieJack

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[ ] asians have condoms
[x] >1 billion ppl in china

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07-20-2008 , 08:55 PM

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Kevroc

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I got a flavored condom yesterday.

It was soybean.

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07-20-2008 , 10:09 PM

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clickingbuttons

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In thailand the standard is size 48, im more of a 52 and my friend fletch is a 56!!! Soooo we had 2 shop around!!

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