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I like the glue boards, but some people are sissy about it and don't want the ants to suffer if their little legs get stuck. But you must be prepared to kill them if you use glue boards. There's no catch and release with glue boards.

+1... these work too.

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07-29-2014 , 08:11 PM

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Mr. Variance

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ah, just live with them... termites are good to kill though.

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07-29-2014 , 08:19 PM

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Alizona

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Whoever this is, they do a superb job on the cover. Very faithful to the original.

The original song "Invasion of the Ants" is from the 1999 CD "Serious Young Insects" by a long-defunct Aussie prog/fusion band called On The Virg. I really dig that CD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1aATVmNZE

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07-29-2014 , 08:47 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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07-29-2014 , 08:56 PM

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raisebot

journeyman

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Pay $30 for an exterminator and they'll be gone. The ants will leave and probably go to your neighbor's house (added bonus if you hate your neighbors).

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07-29-2014 , 09:53 PM

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jw3913

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Check Craig's list for an assassin

Look for someone looking for wet work

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07-30-2014 , 12:06 AM

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wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I for one would welcome our new insect overlords.

Who's awesome? You're awesome.

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Originally Posted by raisebot

Pay $30 for an exterminator and they'll be gone. The ants will leave and probably go to your neighbor's house (added bonus if you hate your neighbors).

Seriously answer above. Ant treatment is really cheap. If you cant get any RAID quickly, cinnamon will do the trick. Weird but yea, ants hate cinnamon. Put it where they are sneaking in and they will have to find a new hole.

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07-30-2014 , 06:49 AM

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MrChuckles

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Originally Posted by wombat4hire

find a new hole.

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07-30-2014 , 07:39 AM

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TooRareToDie

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Flame-thrower! Also helps with recalcitrant weed and stalking ex-gf's.
Get one, and never look back

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07-30-2014 , 01:15 PM

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thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

buy a really big magnifying glass, I used to be a ****ing antslayer with one of those

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07-30-2014 , 01:44 PM

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herbertstemple

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How do you know this is an invasion? Have they taken aggressive action against you? Maybe they are just simple immigrants trying to escape the persecution of their overlords and are looking for a better life. You should follow President Obama's example and welcome them into your home with open arms and a loving heart.

Last edited by herbertstemple; 07-30-2014 at 01:45 PM. Reason: trying to save the world one ant at a time

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07-30-2014 , 04:37 PM

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spike420211

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simple immigrants trying to escape the persecution of their overlords and are looking for a better life

I double-f***ing DARE u to say that to the billions of proud, hard-working American-born insects who will end up paying 4 their damn EBT cards.

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07-30-2014 , 04:49 PM

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Low Key

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either i'm loopy or this is a spectacular thread

or both

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07-30-2014 , 06:13 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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We live in information era, join them as undercover and find out their goals ..

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07-30-2014 , 06:17 PM

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Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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Well. I had a mass killing session yesterday. Left an ant trap that is like the borax thing and they disappeared for the day. Think I caught a queen all the way in my kitchen and killed it. No ants this morning. Come back tonight and the ****ing ****s are ****ing back again. ****.

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07-30-2014 , 06:22 PM

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Mr. Variance

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they help you keep the house clean.

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07-30-2014 , 06:41 PM

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zikzak

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Anteater suggestion is the only good advice posted so far. I don't know why you are ignoring such an obvious solution to your problem.

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07-30-2014 , 07:07 PM

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JustJ46671

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Do you have an aardvark costume?

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07-30-2014 , 07:37 PM

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zikzak

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Yes, but it will take me a while to find it because I file my costumes in reverse alphabetical order.

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07-30-2014 , 08:10 PM

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Hap Hapablap

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Not me, I file mine by 2nd and 6th letters.

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07-30-2014 , 08:21 PM

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Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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Just looked now, the little *********** are going for the ant-trap like a bunch of alcohol-starved hobos fighting over a bottle of mouthwash.

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08-03-2014 , 07:17 PM

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Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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So it's now a two-pronged attack. The kitchen is the new battleground.

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08-03-2014 , 07:21 PM

#48

zikzak

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08-03-2014 , 10:30 PM

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herbertstemple

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

So it's now a two-pronged attack. The kitchen is the new battleground.

Sounds like you are getting your ass kicked Hap.

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08-04-2014 , 01:14 AM

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Mr. Variance

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

op, my ants would kick your ants' ass. just sayin...

Spoiler:

the cat food attracts the ants, and the ants attract the centipedes.

ant eats catfood; centipede eats ant; cat eats centipede.

you gotta let nature do its trick.

Last edited by Mr. Variance; 08-04-2014 at 01:22 AM.

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