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Old 10-31-2009, 11:01 AM   #121
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Re: Which animal vs human fight is the closest to even money?

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Old 10-31-2009, 01:11 PM   #122
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Ostrich 30%??

What's it going to do to harm you?
Johnny Cash was almost killed by an ostrich in the 80s. They kick and scratch man. Human vs Ostrich is like 0%. Ostriches can defend themselves against big cats.
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:38 PM   #123
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lol, birds don't have teeth.
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:39 PM   #124
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I think the best matchup would be human vs a fighting dog, a deer, or a lynx.
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:46 PM   #125
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Would a human stand a chance against a wild boar?
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:54 PM   #126
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Just put wild boar in a skillet and fry it up. Easy peasy.
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:56 PM   #127
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:49 PM   #128
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Mountain lion devastates any unarmed human being 100% of the time.
There is no possible way for a human being to kill an aggressive, healthy mountain lion with his bare hands.
Brock Lesnar without the flu is probably a 3-1 favorite over a randomly selected Mountain Lion in a fight to the death.

I mean the Mountain Lion probably has terrible takedown defense.
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Old 10-31-2009, 04:05 PM   #129
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Re: Which animal vs human fight is the closest to even money?

Even money:

Fit human vs pissed off pit bull
Human w/spear vs hungry lion
Human w/pocket knife vs pissed off chimp
Human w/helicopter vs bigass shark
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Old 10-31-2009, 04:27 PM   #130
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Re: Which animal vs human fight is the closest to even money?

Chimp>>>human w/ pocket knife

Lion is still probably favored against one human with a spear.

Especially since these humans apparently aren't even fit like the one fighting the pit bull
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Old 10-31-2009, 04:56 PM   #131
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Would you shoot this dog?

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Old 10-31-2009, 04:57 PM   #132
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There is a special on tonight on NatGeo channel about Komodo dragons killing people.

Definitely going to be checking it out.

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Old 10-31-2009, 05:14 PM   #133
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Im gona list some animals and the odds of winning against as a human IMO.

Odds of human winning against + best method to kill it

Crocodile (in the water) - Approx 0% - UNpossible~drown it!
Polar Bear - Approx 0% - no idea how- pretend dead?
Tiger - 0,5% - choke it. hehe
Shark (in water) - 1% - attack eyes
Lion - 1% - hit on nose
Gorilla - 3% - hmmm good luck
Bull - 4% - ask some toreador
Jaguar - 5% - its smaller than a tiger so no worries, kick it in the face.
Cheetah - 8% - break its legs
Ostrich - 30% - go for the neck
Wolf - 35% - jump on it
Big/Strong dogs - 40% - break legs, hit face
Warthog - 65% - land a ground pound on it
Lynx - 70% - again, its really small so no worries on this one

Your post went all wrong with ostrich. Ostriches would not have a problem with a human. Their kicks are super fast and their claws are razor sharp. One kick and the human would be on the ground. It's a 90% chance they're going to get the first hit in as well, because their speed is unmatchable.

Wolf? Seriously? 35%? I'd give you 15-20%, but nowhere near 35...

I'll agree on the dogs.

A 300lb. tusked pig will wreck a human without a doubt.

While lynx are the smaller of the "large cats," I wouldn't give a human that much against them. An 80lb. cat still is fast and powerful. This may be closer to an even shot.
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:23 PM   #134
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a dog cant kill u man... be a ****ing man... whats a little bite mark on your arm... dont kill my dog bro
This is pretty stupid...And I got mauled on my arm by a Pit Bull and you better believe if I had a gun the dog would have been dead before it happened. It's no Joke if it never happened to you you can't say **** about it and if it got my neck I would be dead.

And no I am not scared of dog's now and I do like Pit Bulls still and yes I was drunk when this happened and yes It was trying to protect it's owner.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:33 PM   #135
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