how about wildebeests?

The optimal strategy is to escape unscathed by shooting it in the face with a colt .45.

please respond, urgent.

Heroic mountain lion encounter:

an eagle take a human in a cage? I don't think so. grab its talons put it on the ground and sit on it and u break its rib cage and gg. and we are talking about fedor representing the human race in the cage.

mike tyson in his prime would **** up a kangaroo, theres no gloves in this match. face bones will be broken. but i wouldn't select mike tyson, i'd choose brock lesnar. He'd spear the what 130lb kangaroo? take the battle to the ground and thats game.

not sure how a human would kill a wild boar w/o any weapons.
i did see in a documentary, a man killed a bear a female bear, only 330lbs tho with a pocket knife. granted he was near death and if he didnt get any hospital treatment he would of died.

also about man vs tiger. In india, somewhere on the web you can find this story. Where there was a man eating tiger going around eating man. So the elder of the tribe felt it was his responsibility to take out the tiger. all he had was a staff and hes an old man like 60 years old. He goes out alone, he and the tiger spot each other. The tiger goes after him bites down on his arm. The old man hears a voice in his head saying tear out his tongue, so he grab the tiger tongue, pulled it out. tiger bled to death and the man survived, i think i saw a picture of him and his tribe where hes wearing the lions head on his head, pretty hilarious.

vs wild boar, you wouldnt want a really big guy like brock, cause once the bore takes a chunk out of his leg, hes going to emotionally break and just die. you want someone quick like Bruce Lee who can dodge the boar's bites, since thats its only weapon. bruce can provide some powerful jump kicks to the face of the boar maybe? if hes allow nunchucks then i think the boar would get ****ed up. he would jump like 3 feet in the air floating over the boar as it goes under him, and snap his nunchuck at it. and just pwn it. bruce would inflict dmg and the boar wouldnt be able to do ****.

human could take a chimp if it was a fight in the water.

in cage what human could takea chimp, i dont know man. you really need a metal baseball bat or a pipe.

wtf ostridge. give a man a samurai sword, hell thats part of nature, samurai swords. if the goddamn chimp is allowed to spend 100,000s of years evolving its back muscles so its 5x stronger than any human, we are allowed to used 1000s of years to make samurai swords. the chimp spent its time hanging in the trees, the human spent its time making the samurai sword, thats why we aint got the strong muscles in the back. humans shud atleast be able to have man-made claws. but fine no weapons what so ever. even money.

anderson spider silva vs orangutan.
50-50 LOL

Human can't beat walrus, hell polar bears sometime loses to walrus.

kobe byrant vs ostridge
50-50

bob sapp vs kangaroo
i think bob has a great edge

tiger vs indian elder man
0-1
tiger vs rest of human population
800,000-0

human can't kill a hippo, a lion can't even take a hippo. you atleast need some claws or sword or something to tear flesh.

fedor vs wolf
50-50
fedor will snap the wolf's legs imo

world average male human 5'7 150lbs vs eagle
50-50

i don't think any human can take a elk.

paul walker vs shark
50-50

awesome

well played, sir

GotWood's post gave me a headache. Though obviously wont bother arguing the brock vs kangaroo or human vs any of those other animals. Humans lose, almost always.

Yea you read the stories about the 1 guy who killed a mountain lion, or the 1 *really* lucky old man who killed a tiger (wtf, was it like the local pet tiger that they just decided to kill for publicity? the thing was probably licking his arm out of affection when he killed it, ****er).

I would love to know how you can reach into a tiger's mouth and pull it's tongue out when it's mouth is clamped down on your other arm. Or how a tiger would allow you to get your hand in its mouth without closing it's mouth and tearing your arm to pieces. I call bull**** but w/e.

Further, the Gorilla in the basement thing was genius, I don't know if it's a parody on fighting disease or a parody on 'not mentioning the gorilla in the room' or both, but it was very good.

I think the easy answer is any non poisonous animal <60lbs.

I read that sentece like 10 times before I understood. I thought you were talking about some guy who eats tigers, suddenly starts eating other men. Mean ass mother ****er

if crocodile attacks you, you have punch through his throat to let the water in. then he lets go and have to swim for your life. great thread, op. i didn't chimps are freakishly strong.

I would say a Wolf would be a good battle.

It wasn't a tiger, it was a leopard. Far far smaller. And he didn't go out to stalk him with a stick; he was randomly jumped one day. Funny how these stories get more and more out of control over time. Still, the man's survival was a one in a million shot. A man is no match for a leopard. They have a long history of eating men.

you are right
http://www.timboucher.com/journal/20...th-bare-hands/
but the man was 73 not 60 years old loooool


neverthere are you saying a kangaroo would beat brock lesnar in a fight?

humans used to hu lions on the reg way back when in the days of the coliseum. they obv had armor and weapons tho so idk.