It may be a stroke, if it's one of the worst headaches that you've ever had.

Source: Me. I had a stroke.

if something needs to be microwaved for less than 4 minutes, i simply hit the "quick minute" button up to 3 times in a row real quick

Title is misleading, should be about burning down villages er smth

I got my first real M-16
Got it free at the armory
Shot the enemy 'til my fingers bled
Was the summer of two thousand nine

Me and some guys from school
Joined the army and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got a purple heart
I should've known we'd never get far

Oh, when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you've got a job to do
Spent my evenings doing missions at the refugee camp
And that's when I met you, yeah

Burnin' down your mama's small business
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of two thousand nine, oh

Man, we were killin' the enemy, we were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

Yeah

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I shoot that old M-16
I think about you, wonder what went wrong

Burnin' up your aunt's neighbor's house
You told me that it'd last forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of two thousand nine, oh
It was the summer of two thousand nine, oh, yeah
Me and my baby in two thousand nine, oh
It was the summer, the summer, the summer of two thousand nine, yeah

Omg Bravo...

Bravo my friend

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Perfection