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Old 11-02-2016, 05:59 PM   #1
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AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

i've got a headache right now and there is no way i'm taking an advil or tylenol or anything for it i'm just gonna continue with my day
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Old 11-02-2016, 06:01 PM   #2
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

Just blaze it
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Old 11-02-2016, 06:08 PM   #3
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

How do you know that your head is aching...maybe the rest of you body is just feeling really awesome?
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Old 11-02-2016, 06:13 PM   #4
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Just blaze it
that's what they used to say to us in iraq when referring to villages filled with orphans and elderly blind priests. and me and my buddies were on the flamethrower squad because we told the recruiter we liked computers
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Old 11-02-2016, 06:13 PM   #5
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How do you know that your head is aching...maybe the rest of you body is just feeling really awesome?
THIS is why i posted. ty queen
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Old 11-03-2016, 03:40 AM   #6
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

no pic of advil sitting next to a glass of water? for shame!
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Old 11-03-2016, 08:30 AM   #7
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Nancy Reagan would be proud.
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Old 11-03-2016, 09:20 PM   #8
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

Sounds like lil btch can't swallow a pill, just guzzle the man sauce. Keep deep throating, should help with your gag reflex
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Old 11-04-2016, 03:49 PM   #9
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

What about Aspirin?
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Old 11-04-2016, 06:03 PM   #10
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

never had an asprin not even a baby asprin
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:24 PM   #11
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

i figured out why i never get sick or ill and am in a near-constant state of perfect health. whenever i drive anywhere alone, the entire time i'm driving i'm picking my nose. so i'm constantly getting tiny vaccines for all the new germs and superbugs that i touch on doorhandles throughout the day.

genius!
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Old 01-11-2017, 11:33 AM   #12
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

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i figured out why i never get sick or ill and am in a near-constant state of perfect health. whenever i drive anywhere alone, the entire time i'm driving i'm picking my nose. so i'm constantly getting tiny vaccines for all the new germs and superboogers that i touch on doorhandles throughout the day.

genius!
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Old 01-11-2017, 04:21 PM   #13
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

still have a headache?
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Old 01-11-2017, 04:26 PM   #14
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

no i feel great now, thanks
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Old 01-11-2017, 04:27 PM   #15
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Old 01-11-2017, 04:28 PM   #16
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

are you deaded yet?
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:00 AM   #17
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have you tried hitting it?
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Old 05-08-2017, 08:00 PM   #18
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i don't even add one pinch of salt to my baked potato. i simply microwave it, slice it open lengthwise once and dig in
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:52 PM   #19
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

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Old 05-08-2017, 09:56 PM   #20
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

Sometimes I just use a few packets of the cheapo soy sauce that comes with my fried rice instead of pouring on like 3 or 4 tablespoons of the good stuff I have in the kitchen.
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Old 05-09-2017, 02:25 AM   #21
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

advil is dangerous stuff. It destroys your stomach lining so make sure you have a **** load to eat when taking it.
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Old 05-09-2017, 02:36 AM   #22
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

tips for making sure your headache isn't cause by your environment.

1- If the wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to yell at you, you need to shorten her chain attached to the sink.

2- clubbing baby seals is very therapeutic.

3- If your cat is to blame for your headache, douse it in petrol and throw it over the back fence.

4. If wife is complaining about her wedding dress is white, inform her that all household appliances are white.

5. Alcohol makes all your cares go away.

6- drinking alcohol and clubbing baby seals becomes quite amusing.

7- Go and kick the neighbors cat.

8- if 1-7 doesn't work, take a couple of spoonfuls of Boris cement and harden the FARK UP.


PS. Sorry Kristy.
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Old 05-09-2017, 07:28 AM   #23
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

I'm most offended that you're too cheap to buy stainless steel appliances.
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Old 05-09-2017, 09:14 AM   #24
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

Alcohol irritates and inflames the stomach lining too
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:58 PM   #25
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Re: AMA about never taking an advil or tylenol or anything for a headache

Are you an addict yet?
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