i've got a headache right now and there is no way i'm taking an advil or tylenol or anything for it i'm just gonna continue with my day

Just blaze it

How do you know that your head is aching...maybe the rest of you body is just feeling really awesome?

that's what they used to say to us in iraq when referring to villages filled with orphans and elderly blind priests. and me and my buddies were on the flamethrower squad because we told the recruiter we liked computers

THIS is why i posted. ty queen

no pic of advil sitting next to a glass of water? for shame!

Nancy Reagan would be proud.

Sounds like lil btch can't swallow a pill, just guzzle the man sauce. Keep deep throating, should help with your gag reflex

What about Aspirin?

never had an asprin not even a baby asprin

i figured out why i never get sick or ill and am in a near-constant state of perfect health. whenever i drive anywhere alone, the entire time i'm driving i'm picking my nose. so i'm constantly getting tiny vaccines for all the new germs and superbugs that i touch on doorhandles throughout the day.

genius!

MODERN MEDICINE ITT

still have a headache?

no i feel great now, thanks

yw

are you deaded yet?

have you tried hitting it?

i don't even add one pinch of salt to my baked potato. i simply microwave it, slice it open lengthwise once and dig in

simple man . mp3

Sometimes I just use a few packets of the cheapo soy sauce that comes with my fried rice instead of pouring on like 3 or 4 tablespoons of the good stuff I have in the kitchen.

advil is dangerous stuff. It destroys your stomach lining so make sure you have a **** load to eat when taking it.

tips for making sure your headache isn't cause by your environment.

1- If the wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to yell at you, you need to shorten her chain attached to the sink.

2- clubbing baby seals is very therapeutic.

3- If your cat is to blame for your headache, douse it in petrol and throw it over the back fence.

4. If wife is complaining about her wedding dress is white, inform her that all household appliances are white.

5. Alcohol makes all your cares go away.

6- drinking alcohol and clubbing baby seals becomes quite amusing.

7- Go and kick the neighbors cat.

8- if 1-7 doesn't work, take a couple of spoonfuls of Boris cement and harden the FARK UP.


PS. Sorry Kristy.

I'm most offended that you're too cheap to buy stainless steel appliances.

Alcohol irritates and inflames the stomach lining too

Are you an addict yet?