Greetings, denizens of 4L.

This year I made a pact, forged in blood and steel, to run the 4L PROB BUMB CONTEST for JM3. Due to our sub-forum's consistently low quality output and lack of tits, we have worn thin the patience of our patron demigod. He is le tired.

SO HERE. WE. GO!

The 1st ANNUAL CONTEST featured 26 entrants & 25 questions & covered Super Bowl 48 (XLVIII).

The 2nd ANNUAL CONTEST featured 37 entrants & 66 questions & covered Super Bowl 49 (XLIX)

The 3rd ANNUAL CONTEST, featured 50 questions, covered Super Bowl 50, & had uhhh...not gonna fact check it. We had more than a few baker's dozens.

Here are the basic rules:

* PM me a single-spaced, un-numbered list of answers (A or B) anytime before the National Anthem.

Example:
A
A
A
etc.

If you number your answers I will tell all the beggars in the "How can I get in touch with a loan shark?" thread to pm you for loan info.

There are 40 questions. Please count carefully (4L's strong suit) prior to sending them to me. If I get more or less than a neat 40 I'm gonna toss your entry.

* Quick tutorial on the betting:

If a bet has a "-" in front of it, it means you bet that much to win $100. If it has a "+" it means you bet $100 to win that much.

If you have any questions about how the betting works or any of the instructions, please do not hesitate to ask.

	What's the bet about?	Option A	Option B
1	Length of national anthem	Over 120 secs (-200)	Under 120 secs (+155)
2	Coin toss	Heads (-105)	Tails (-105)
3	Who will win the coin toss?	Falcons (-105)	Patriots (-105)
4	Will Joe Buck or Troy Aikman mention that Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round of the NFL draft during the broadcast?	Yes (-170)	No (+135)
5	Will Joe Buck or Troy Aikman reference the game's odds (spread/total/underdog/favorite) during the broadcast?	Yes (+100)	No (-130)
6	1st score of the game	Touchdown (-150)	Any other score (+130)
7	Who will commit 1st accepted penalty?	Falcons (+110)	Patriots (-110)
8	What will happen 1st?	Atlanta scores (-120)	Atlanta punts (+120)
9	What will happen 1st?	Patriots score (+125)	Patriots punt (-155)
10	Number of times Gisele Bundchen is shown during the broadcast	Over 1.5 (-120)	Under 1.5 (-110)
11	Number of times "dynasty" is said during the broadcast	Over 3.5 (-130)	Under 3.5 (+100)
12	Number of times "Deflategate" is said during the broadcast	Over 2.5 (-115)	Under 2.5 (-115)
13	Will Michael Vick be said during the broadcast?	Yes (+200)	No (-300)
14	Will Aaron Hernandez be said during the broadcast?	Yes (+190)	No (-260)
15	Will any player do the Dirty Bird touchdown celebration?	Yes (-130)	No (+100)
16	Will a player leave the game and not return due to a concussion or concussion-like symptoms?	Yes (+130)	No (-160)
17	How many commercials will Peyton Manning appear in during the Super Bowl broadcast?	Over 1.5 (+120)	Under 1.5 (-150)
18	Will James Harden appear in a commercial during the Super Bowl broadcast?	Yes (-250)	No (+185)
19	Will either team score three unanswered times?	Yes (-180)	No (+150)
20	Team to use first timeout in the game:	Patriots (+100)	Falcons (-130)
21	Team to score last wins the game:	Yes (-250)	No (+180)
22	Total points odd/even in first half (both teams):	Odd (+100)	Even (-130)
23	Color of liquid thrown on winning coach:	Red (+350)	Field (-110)
24	Will Luke Bryan be wearing a hat when he appears on screen before singing the US National Anthem?	Yes (-110)	No (-110)
25	Lady Gaga’s hair color during Halftime Show	Blonde/White (-300)	Field (+200)
26	Lady Gaga’s 1st song at Halftime Show	Bad Romance (+110)	Field (-150)
27	Will Lady Gaga say “Trump” during the Halftime Show?	Yes (-140)	No (+110)
28	Who will win the MVP?	Tom Brady (+140)	Anyone Else (-120)
29	Who will MVP mention first in speech?	Team/coach/city/fans (-110)	God/family/none (-110)
30	Will “Matty Ice” be said during the broadcast?	Yes (-140)	No (+110)
31	Team to score the longest TD in game:	Atlanta (-120)	Patriots (-110)
32	First score of the game will be:	Touchdown (-210)	Other (+165)
33	Result of the first coach challenge:	Play Stands (-130)	Play Overturned (+100)
34	How many times will Trump be said during the live broadcast?	Under 1.5 (-110)	Over 1.5 (-110)
35	Will Lady Gaga wear an outfit that exposes her midriff?	Yes (-150)	No (+110)
36	Which team will have more dropped passes?	Atlanta (-110)	Patriots (-130)
37	Will there be a TD scored in fourth quarter?	Yes (-1600)	No (+600)
38	Will there be overtime?	Yes (+800)	No (-2000)
39	Will someone illegally enter the field of play during Super Bowl LI?	Yes (+1500)	No (-5000)
40	Point Spread	Atlanta +3 (-110)	Patriots -3 (-110)

Disclaimer, Terms, and Conditions: there is certain to be some sort of conspiracy with at least 2 of the 40 questions. Your benevolent overlord (me) reserves the right to swiftly and decisively make an executive decision as to which answer is the correct one. Feel free to bitch if you don't agree - it makes it way more fun.

ps I cannot personally bequeath an undertitle, but JM3 typically hooks the winner up with one.

pps If you **** up the entry format I'm going to nuke your entry, unless I like you.

ppps I only like Schlitz and Kristy, the rest of you should be careful af

p4s Yes, I'm going to do a long, fun, slow af reveal. (Though not as slow as JM3 last year, mother of god I think we finished in June).

It's a 2017 Xmas miracle that I barely ****ed up that table. Looks good now. GL everyone.

the only part of that table i understood was gaga

Suck it, bitches!!!

About to be in!

Kristy will you submit my entry for me?

thank you jm3 for your service. long rain wombat

Will someone illegally enter the field of play during Super Bowl LI?

do you mean someone from the crowd or do you mean more than 12 men on the feild?

I assume you mean a streaker so i gunna say no.

This means streaker, crazed fan, Juggalo, SOYBOMB, etc.

The more I think about it, this could be a huge +EV play if you paid some bum a couple grand to do it and made a yuge bet.

You gotta figure in the airfare and I'm not sure Luke has a passport...

Dirty!

I wanted to give last year's winner an undertitle, but he disappeared & never responded to my PMs.

Alas, poor lvalntin99! I knew him, JM3, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

getting on national tv.... think of the ratings! I'd have a job in no time!

so that means i can have one?

Currently standing at 5 entrants. Let's bring the heat 4L!

Come get that fancy undertitle!

Consider me in!

ALSO TITS OR GTFO!

nsfw

Don't pressure me, man. I need to carefully research each wager before I say **** it and randomly mash the A and B keys at the last minute.

I am GiantWalleye and I approve this post.

Wasn't in until the gif (just kidding, I was in the whole time to steal an undertitle from 4L)

i think i'm going to call my kid Ashley one day.

apparently that welsh psychic said I'd have 2 girls

i am drunk where is my drunk thread

nice

Subb'd