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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
Ok I made a mistake in light of recent rulings. I need to change the personal lubricant to my food item and change my hobby item to
Round 4 Pick
Hobby Item - Masturbation Hand
So now I'm pretty sure that people can't masturbate on their island unless they use their off-hand and I can deal with that.
Witty is on the clock.
actually, this is kinda hitting close to home. for while when i was young, after i realized how amazing internet porn has gotten (and probably will get), i had a HUGE FEAR of losing the use of my right hand. cause i heard dr drew say on the radio that smth like 99% of men can't jerk off to climax with their non dominant hand, and there was this guy who got an a car accident and lost his hand and was like 'YA IM PROPER ****ED RIGHT HERE, YO'
so, it actually took a while to practice, but.. you know what nvm i'm not telling you GROSS CLOWNS. your pick doesn't scare me, atc.