I've been a Mavs fan my whole life, starting back in the early nineties when we sucked donkey balls. But the last few years have been awesome, even if we kind of pooped on ourselves in the playoffs every goddamned year. Also, the refereeing in the 2006 Finals was rogged afaik.

Anyway, we're a lowly seven seed this year, but I see no reason why we can't beat NO, SA, LAL, and the Lebrons (Boston will **** it up somehow ldo). And anyone who disagrees can go eat a bowl of dicks. And since no one expects us to win anything, it won't feel like a collapse when we lose!



This is the thread for NBA playoffs trashtalk ldo, so I'll start.

Chris Paul more like Chris Ballsack.

#1

I don't have anything to add to this subject.

but i just remembered, the day i went to see the bff and tell her about springsteen and such, there was a UPS van outside the place we had lunch, and then another outside her university halls where we went after, and i was like 'omg mayo has sent UPS to spy on me !!'. it was weird. i didnt even know we had UPS in the uk.

dirk is a choke artist

You're in the wrong thread, lennie.

UPS is worldwide ldo. We don't call them vans. We call them "Package Cars" which seems very British to me. I still haven't figured out how to call that number, though. **** international dialing on my cheapass phone.

Anyway, #7 ldo.


David West more like David Test(icles)

He's no Latrell Sprewell.

Dirk Nowitzki more like Dirk Chokewitzki amirite?

I have a mavs series bet though so I hope they do well. Although Dampier is the biggest tool of a overpaid center ever.

Jason Kidd is probably going to set the record for most triple doubles in a series that his team loses to be honest.

Dampier's not so bad.

i put money on NO i think the mavs are overrated. I mean did they even beat an over .500 team since the jkidd trade? and i think D.west at this point is almost as good as dirk.

Diop was a much better player imo

go0o0o chris paul!

Kobe will drop 50 on Big D.

what? who cares? Kobe don't play for the Mavs or NO last time I looked

not gonna lie i gotta root for cp3 here

i didn't know he was black

chris paul, more like... MISS paul. and not because he's a girl, but because he misses.











owned afaik.

NBA is an american beat..

Aussie Rules FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5qVLJEOTpo

American sports aren't great but basketball > aussie rules all day long

too bad nba players cant fight

how do you compare that crap to the NBA.. it's more like soccer than anything, and we don't like soccer in america because it's gay ldo

Americans are soft. e.g wear pads and helmets to play

hahaha