It's a doggie!!!

Having lived the first 25 years of my life in what can only be described as a dogless, meaningless despair, I was rescued by the most wonderfullest birthday gift of two adorable puppies.

My childhood pet was a cat; a grumpy old female named Charlie whose favorite pastime was sitting invisibly amongst the couch cushions, then howling and clawing at whomever inevitably sat on her. There was many a Chanukah where I spent all eight nights crying myself to sleep, knowing that because of Charlie, coupled with my mother's distaste for anything that required a great deal of affection, the one gift I truly wanted, a puppy, would not be under the Chanukah Bush.

Pic of me and Charlie when I was home sick from school and she was in a good mood:



The doggie that most pulled at my heartstrings was this guy:




So that's what I'm getting. *A male Briard Sheepdog who's the spitting image of the above dog.

I'm a really good dog trainer. *My dogs can sit, shake, lay down, and turn in circles on command. *One of them can even fetch, as long as he wants the thing I threw but doesn't want it so badly that he minds dropping it when I want it back. *If I fail at training this dog, because there's a good chance he'll be dumb as ****, I'll just rub his belly all day long. I really just wouldn't want to live without a dog.*

Also, I'm gonna name him Harvey.*

Pick #1

Talk Partner

Y'all already know. The newly grammified Mr. Louis CK!





I've traveled the country (or at least a few neighboring states) like a good groupie should to see this fella live. There's not a whole lot for me to say other than I think the dude is hilarious and has similar brainwaves as I. I think we could easily talk for 2 hours a day about all kinds of stuff, especially if it's reasons that phil0pp is terrible at everything.

While he looks a little bit too much like a clown serial killer for my taste when he doesn't cut his hair, I think I could deal with it.

And, of course, he could tell me about his trials and tribulations about writing the goat movie oat, Pootie Tang!

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