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I don't care how good any of you think your teams are. I'm just embarrassed for all of you for how f long you took to make your picks.

I was drafting on my phone while getting my kids ready for bed & putting then to bed & spent less total time on the clock than most of you averaged per pick.

Pretty sure I win this Mom-off. Just sayin'.

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08-27-2016 , 12:00 PM

#202

JMurder3

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Pretty sure I win this Mom-off. Just sayin'.

If one can't draft with alacrity, one can't be that good at it. Just sayin'.

At least y'all weren't as bad as Luke...

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08-27-2016 , 12:06 PM

#203

wisski

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I was running a gas powered concrete saw and a rotary hammer in the basement then digging out the rubble to expose plumping rework. You kids don't even begin to compare... Just sayin.

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08-27-2016 , 12:17 PM

#204

JMurder3

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Originally Posted by wisski

I was running a gas powered concrete saw and a rotary hammer in the basement then digging out the rubble to expose plumping rework. You kids don't even begin to compare... Just sayin.

Ok Kevroc.

You can turn that stuff off though when you're taking a break from plumping.

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08-27-2016 , 12:38 PM

#205

Kristy

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Btw, can someone in Bear or Bilf trade spots with GW or I? It isn't as much fun for us to be together.

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08-27-2016 , 01:01 PM

#206

LonelyBox

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I can trade I dont mind

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08-27-2016 , 01:10 PM

#207

wisski

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Forget how much children are when they sleeping, my bad.

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08-27-2016 , 05:03 PM

#208

Kristy

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Whelp, Wisski is drunk.

Lbox, thank you!! Now if our wise and powerful commish could see fit to make it happen?

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08-27-2016 , 05:28 PM

#209

Quagmyer

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lol Romo

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08-27-2016 , 05:41 PM

#210

Schlitz mmmm

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more carries for my boyee Elliott

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08-28-2016 , 06:48 AM

#211

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

If one can't draft with alacrity, one can't be that good at it. Just sayin'.

At least y'all weren't as bad as Luke...

you wont be saying that when my team rapes you so hard, even the criminal insane go. god dam

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08-28-2016 , 06:49 AM

#212

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

more carries for my boyee Elliott

lol more like less...

good job i DIDN'T take him

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-28-2016 at 06:49 AM. Reason: kids gunna get injured by the way he plays...

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08-28-2016 , 09:15 AM

#213

JMurder3

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

you wont be saying that when my team rapes you so hard, even the criminal insane go. god dam

Nope. Even if your team gets lucky & wins I'll still think you're a tool for wasting that much time.

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08-28-2016 , 09:29 AM

#214

Kristy

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15*1.5=22.5 mins

...ain't nobody got that kind of time, fool!

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08-28-2016 , 09:58 AM

#215

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

Nope. Even if your team gets lucky & wins I'll still think you're a tool for wasting that much time.

you are like the drivers of perth. can't wait 30 seconds.

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08-28-2016 , 09:59 AM

#216

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Kristy

15*1.5=22.5 mins

...ain't nobody got that kind of time, fool!

i'm sorry your life is SO dull you can't wait 22 mins for me to draft!

god i'm going to love sticking the boot in when i beat you all!

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08-28-2016 , 09:59 AM

#217

JMurder3

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

you are like the drivers of perth. can't wait 30 seconds.

If you take 30 seconds to go, no wonder they hate you.

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08-28-2016 , 10:04 AM

#218

Kristy

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i'm sorry your life is SO dull you can't wait 22 mins for me to draft!

god i'm going to love sticking the boot in when i beat you all!

...the ironing?

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08-28-2016 , 10:09 AM

#219

LonelyBox

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

Nope. Even if your team gets lucky & wins I'll still think you're a tool for wasting that much time.

+1

It's not like you don't have time to think while other are picking.

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08-28-2016 , 10:57 AM

#220

Kristy

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I don't think I ever timed out, and I don't think I often took more than 10-15 seconds to pick...but seriously U guise

Calm your tits. You don't know who is gonna be available more than a minute or two in advance. Taking some time to make a good decision is absolutely fine.

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08-28-2016 , 11:44 AM

#221

JMurder3

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Sitting aimlessly choosing between two people you know nothing about & are just mentally flipping the world's slowest coin is not akin to thinking or making a good decision.

I'm just talking smack, though, because I can. It obviously doesn't actually matter. Being on the wrap & the slow drafting made it really easy to take care of all real world responsibilities.

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08-28-2016 , 12:11 PM

#222

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

I'm just talking smack, though, because I can. It obviously doesn't actually matter. Being on the wrap & the slow drafting made it really easy to take care of all real world responsibilities.

this, I'm talking so much smack this season it's gunna be even more epic when i win!