*** Official US Regs Thread (nsfw)***

[ScreaminAsian]

I still don't understand what part of "drugged-out skank" you find unappealing.

[Mark275]

Im sorry, im someone with game and get my girls without them being drugged up or mentally screwedup, i guess for someone like you , you need the girl not to be in right state of mind so they screw u without thinking and urturned on by feeling dominant over her?

[kevmode]

Where is the 22 r 6max, 4k turbo and all the other nightly mtts on Merge at? I am not seeing a lot of mtts

[ty71087]

Think server reset maybe doltmode

[loodachris99]

yea i got an email from them saying they will be shutting down at 2 server time for maintenance

[cardplayer]

Yeah, I'm not seeing a few tourneys I usually play. What gives merge? I got use to some tourneys having different guarantees on any given night, at least they still ran! Oh well, will be a shorter session tonight.

[kevmode]

Originally Posted by cardplayer

Yeah, I'm not seeing a few tourneys I usually play. What gives merge? I got use to some tourneys having different guarantees on any given night, at least they still ran! Oh well, will be a shorter session tonight.

ok thanks I was just curious about why I didn't see them.

[fallininn]

Shut up Mark...... U sound like an idiot most of the times u post..

[CCuster_911]

I never understood the fascination of getting defensive over a girl you have never met.

[DivineGlory]

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

I never understood the fascination of getting defensive over a girl you have never met.

+1 seriously tho!

[CCuster_911]

Cake Poker, $10 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 41,481 (25.9 bb)
BB: 53,753 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 19,542 (12.2 bb)
MP1: 23,312 (14.6 bb)
MP2: 108,113 (67.6 bb)
MP3: 7,574 (4.7 bb)
CO: 52,493 (32.8 bb)
BTN: 21,351 (13.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K A
6 folds, Hero raises to 3,825, BB calls 2,225

Flop: (8,850) J 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (8,850) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets 3,213, BB raises to 7,474, Hero calls 4,261

River: (23,798) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 14,474, Hero calls 14,474

Spoiler:

Results: 52,746 pot
Final Board: J 6 4 7 9
Hero showed K A and won 52,746 (26,823 net)
BB showed Q K and lost (-25,923 net)

[MarcusMPG]

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

I never understood the fascination of getting with a girl you never will get with.

fyp

edit:not because you can't, but maybe she's famous or in a magazine...

[Mark275]

wat u mean? ima fan of hot chicks, and i can tell if a girl is hot with a good attitude, sara is marriage material, u can tell son.

[loodachris99]

u can tell by seeing pictures on the internet of a girl who takes pictures naked for a living that she is "marriage material"?

[The Apex]

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

Cake Poker, $10 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 41,481 (25.9 bb)
BB: 53,753 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 19,542 (12.2 bb)
MP1: 23,312 (14.6 bb)
MP2: 108,113 (67.6 bb)
MP3: 7,574 (4.7 bb)
CO: 52,493 (32.8 bb)
BTN: 21,351 (13.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K A
6 folds, Hero raises to 3,825, BB calls 2,225

Flop: (8,850) J 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (8,850) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets 3,213, BB raises to 7,474, Hero calls 4,261

River: (23,798) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 14,474, Hero calls 14,474

Spoiler:

Results: 52,746 pot
Final Board: J 6 4 7 9
Hero showed K A and won 52,746 (26,823 net)
BB showed Q K and lost (-25,923 net)

But how much did you lose?