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Old 04-21-2012, 04:48 PM   #7981
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the rngs of poker sites worldwide have all searched for a constant, truly random, source of new imput in order to create a card-disbursement system that cannot be cracked without their particular algorithm. the method of choice to ensure randomness in online poker games for the last 3 years consists of a web-crawler that searches and indexes new internet content and a server that converts strings of that new content into encrypted codes that 'print out' all the hole and community cards for each hand 'dealt' by the server.

the only drawback is a glitch where, if the unleashed-AI webcrawler comes across screen names within the internet and tries to 'randomly' disperse cards to that same player name, the system will overcompensate to 'control' the perceived 'lack of randomness' in a streak of code by 'balancing' the double positive --and since the crawler can't delete content from internet, who wins: you, or your sweat thread? i think we all know the answer is obvious.
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:56 PM   #7982
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any of you guys have $300 lock to sell for .9 BOA transfer real quick? PM me if so.
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:07 PM   #7983
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did they not run the tourney king freerolls this month? wtf kinda pisses me off
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:38 PM   #7984
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SA with like the greatest post ever
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:39 PM   #7985
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Old 04-21-2012, 07:39 PM   #7986
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hey i want in on the hsMTT skype colluding group

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Old 04-21-2012, 11:07 PM   #7987
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Well lets try this again, and not go out in 9th coming in as a big stack this time haha. $3.30 rebuy/$2,500 Guaranteed coming in 3/9 again (TunaSauce14) $585 up top.
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:34 PM   #7988
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Trying to take back to back days off for first time all year this is harder than I expected.
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:04 AM   #7989
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screaming who is dat woman
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:59 AM   #7990
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screaming who is dat woman
she was practically sponsoring last sunday's sunday threat until somebody swooped in and Mason'd a lot of good bits. mellisa clarke
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Old 04-22-2012, 01:17 AM   #7991
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ok, but you forgot to read the rest of the sentence
looks like i only read what i want to read
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Old 04-22-2012, 01:23 AM   #7992
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bink merge $33 5k for 1385 and now i get to furiously masturbate to my new best friend mellisa <3


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Old 04-22-2012, 02:20 AM   #7994
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Bet she doesn't actually <3 nerds.
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:30 AM   #7995
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don't SAY that. WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
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